I don’t know that there’s a Hollywood relationship I care less about — actually, that’s not true, I care about Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen slightly less — but, for those of you who do care, Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gylllllenhaaaaal were out shopping together in NYC this weekend.

So there.

How else to explain the eleven minutes the two spent in a first-class bathroom on a flight from Frankfurt to LA?

Three hours into the flight, Reese reportedly got up from her seat and walked forward to the toilet. Two minutes later Jake got up and allegedly walked into the same bathroom. “I started timing them – they were together in there for 11-minutes,” the witness told Star.

Jake came out of the bathroom first, and Reese reportedly followed him three-minutes later. “When they each walked by, it seemed like everyone in their entourage took pains to look away.

Seriously, I’d be grossed out, too. It’s really hard to thoroughly wash your hands in those airplane bathrooms!

Keri Russell and Reese Witherspoon lend their support to a fundraiser for the Children’s Defense Fund.

Other celeb attendees included Lisa Kudrow, Jennifer Morrison, Jane Kazcmarek, Elisabeth Shue and Bradley Whitford.

“I have a real aversion to talking about my own personal politics just because I feel the influence sometimes, I see the influence of celebrity on our culture. And to think that my opinion is any more informed than anyone else’s or taken as thus is erroneous. I’m just like everybody else. I’m learning, reading, I’m trying to figure it out.”

Reese Witherspoon, the the Associated Press, on why she keeps her personal politics to herself.

Challenge to all Evil Beet readers: Use both the words “thus” and “erroneous” in a sentence today. Then you’ll be as cool as Reese Witherspoon.

She looks fabulous, per usual.

Jakie Gyllenhaal waas there, too, but there aare no pics of the two of them together.

I guess thaat romaance fizzled aand died.

The two split a year ago (wow, has it really been that long??), and today sources are reporting that their divorce is official.

RIP, Reese & Ryan!!!!

If you two crazy kids couldn’t make it, NO ONE can!!

These two just love the drama.

“This is the harshest split they’ve had,” says a source. “Reese told Jake it’s best they don’t talk at all.”

But don’t expect it to be over forever.

“They’re a rocky couple,” says one insider. “It would not be a shock if they got back together.”