Reese Witherspoon is a Big Fat Liar
Saturday, November 29th, 2008Reese Witherspoon has been doing press for that horrible movie Four Christmases. I won’t even watch the trailer on TV because of that puking baby scene. I have three kids and do not find baby vomit even mildly entertaining. Also, I think it’s funny that she has not done any appearances or interviews with her co-star Vince Vaughn. Could it be more obvious that those two hated one another?
Anyway, when asked about Christmas with her own kids, Reese told BBC that her kids like getting screwed over at the holidays. Let me quote this so I get it right: “I think kids do best when they only have a couple of things that they really enjoy. I try and stay away from the gluttony of things. They don’t appreciate it as much. When they only get one or two things they really like it.”
Reese, I get it. You’re really rich and holier-than-thou and you make your kids give 98% of what they receive to charity. It’s true; privileged kids don’t deserve stuff. But please, Saint Reese, don’t tell us that they like getting only one or two things. Because they don’t. I promise. Did you ever watch Mommie Dearest? That’s one of the key scenes: Christina having to donate all her birthday presents save one doll. And she grew up to be one pissed off chick. Prepare for your tell-all in about 22 years.











