Rachel Zoe Heave-Ho
Monday, November 9th, 2009Oh. My. God. Guyyyyyyyzzzzz, like, Rachel Zoe literally fired her assistant Taylor last Friday. Oh, I die! Miserable Taylor “Everything in the World Hurts Including This Horrible Job, Kindness and Sun on my Skin” Jacobsen — we’ve seen plenty of her carping on The Rachel Zoe Project — sent an e-mail to her contacts that made it sound like she quit as opposed to being like, canned: ”After four amazing years at Rachel Zoe Corporation, I’m saddened and exhilarated at the same time to announce my departure. After much thought and consideration, I have decided to take the challenging leap to go off and style on my own.” Oh, what a disaster!
I’m so upset over this news. No, I’m not kidding, guys. Like, you don’t even know. This is bananas! My earlobes are pulsing and I like, blackout every time I blink and I’m so like … sick about this that I threw up the lima bean I ate for breakfast. I’m pretty sure I’m going to die … lit. er. ally.
















































