Aw, this is kind of tragic to me.

I wanted Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling to live happily ever after until she died slowly in a nursing home with no recollection of who he even was.

But it turns out she’s forgetting about him way, way sooner — she was spotted getting all smoochy-smoochy with her new boy, Josh Lucas, at Tuesday night’s Moet-sponsored Purple Ball in D.C. “They were so lovey-dovey,” says our spy, “nibbling on each other’s necks, gazing into each other’s eyes and doing a lot of flirty touching.”

HopefullyRyan Gosling and Rachel McAdams get it now.  They aren’t meant to be together; they aren’t The Notebook.  The two have split for the second time after a reconciliation this summer.  If it doesn’t work the first time, that’s a sign.  I’ve become a cynical bitch…I’m aware.

Rachel McAdams walked the red carpet alone at the Toronto Film Festival premiere of The Lucky One.

Where was Ryan Gosling????

I thought they were back together!!!

Hopefully Ryan was just too busy with work to get to Toronto. I will be devastated if they’ve split up again.

Also there: Beet girl-crush Emmanuelle Chriqui, looking amazing, and Tim Robbins.

Awwwww, this makes me so unbelievably happy!

Rachel and Ryan are supposed to be together FOREVER! Didn’t they see The Notebook? They are supposed to dote on one another throughout senility and failing health, realizing again and again that their love is a force of a thing that transcends the wicked confines of the human form and then they die peacefully in one another’s arms and I bawl my eyes out.

DUH.

So I’m glad to hear that they seem to have reunited.

Ryan Gosling made his DJ debut at Hollywood’s Green Door on Tuesday night — playing mostly songs from the ’40s and ’50s in homage to the club’s weekly live jazz night — and guess who showed up?

His ex-girlfriend, Rachel McAdams!

Could this couple be reuniting?

Nothing would make me happier. I bawled my eyes out at The Notebook. Not, like, poignant little tear droplets. Like, blubbering and sobbing like the huge baby that I am. Seriously. Like, Beaches kind of tears. Ryan and Rachel are supposed to grow old together!

Here’s Rachel at a press junket for Married Life in LA.

Remember when she was rocking the pink hair? I dug that. I have half a mind to put pink streaks in my own hair, but every time I think about it I’m just like, “Yeah, but I don’t have anything to wear with it.” Can’t have my hair clashing with my outfit, now can I?

I’ll let you guys weigh in on the hair, but I do have to say that the dress is not especially flattering. It looks like her boobs are being squished. If there’s one universal truth about boobs, it’s that you shouldn’t wear anything that squishes them.

From GQ:

“I mean, God bless The Notebook,” Gosling says. “It introduced me to one of the great loves of my life. But people do Rachel and me a disservice by assuming we were anything like the people in that movie. Rachel and my love story is a hell of a lot more romantic than that.”

They broke up, is the thing. It’s been a few months. Gosling says it wasn’t the attention that did it, but other than that he doesn’t really know what to say. “The only thing I remember is we both went down swingin’ and we called it a draw,” he says.

The Notebook people have taken it harder. “Women are mad at me,” Gosling says with a rueful smile. “A girl came up to me on the street and she almost smacked me. Like, ‘How could you? How could you let a girl like that go?’ I feel like I want to give people hugs, they seem so sad. Rachel and I should be the ones getting hugs! Instead, we’re consoling everybody else.”