Brad Pitt certainly was dressed appropriately for the Time Traveler’s Wife premiere in New York on Wednesday — he looks like he just stepped off the porch of a plantation-era mansion. In typical Brad style, though, he looks remarkably sexy doing it. The thought of what that beard would do to my chin makes me cringe, but I’d still totally have a make-out sesh with him (I always try to look at it as free micro-derm).

Also very sexy: Rachel McAdams, wearing a dress with a neckline that’s practically a waistline. She pulls it off with panache!

Listen, I don’t think it’s even mentionable that Rachel McAdams and Josh Lucas broke up.  Did anyone even know care that they were together in the first place?  No.  But since Jessica and Nick have been such a reconciliation disappointment, I’ve shifted my focus to Rachel McAdams.

Isn’t it possible, now that she’s single again, that she can get back with Ryan Gosling?  Didn’t they seem like the perfect couple even outside of the roles they played in The Notebook?  Where did it go wrong with those two and can it be fixed?  I need a happy Hollywood ending and God only knows that I’m not going to get it from Lindsay and Sam.  Work it out Rach and Ry — do it for me!

Aw, this is kind of tragic to me.

I wanted Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling to live happily ever after until she died slowly in a nursing home with no recollection of who he even was.

But it turns out she’s forgetting about him way, way sooner — she was spotted getting all smoochy-smoochy with her new boy, Josh Lucas, at Tuesday night’s Moet-sponsored Purple Ball in D.C. “They were so lovey-dovey,” says our spy, “nibbling on each other’s necks, gazing into each other’s eyes and doing a lot of flirty touching.”

HopefullyRyan Gosling and Rachel McAdams get it now.  They aren’t meant to be together; they aren’t The Notebook.  The two have split for the second time after a reconciliation this summer.  If it doesn’t work the first time, that’s a sign.  I’ve become a cynical bitch…I’m aware.

Rachel McAdams walked the red carpet alone at the Toronto Film Festival premiere of The Lucky One.

Where was Ryan Gosling????

I thought they were back together!!!

Hopefully Ryan was just too busy with work to get to Toronto. I will be devastated if they’ve split up again.

Also there: Beet girl-crush Emmanuelle Chriqui, looking amazing, and Tim Robbins.

Awwwww, this makes me so unbelievably happy!

Rachel and Ryan are supposed to be together FOREVER! Didn’t they see The Notebook? They are supposed to dote on one another throughout senility and failing health, realizing again and again that their love is a force of a thing that transcends the wicked confines of the human form and then they die peacefully in one another’s arms and I bawl my eyes out.

DUH.

So I’m glad to hear that they seem to have reunited.

Ryan Gosling made his DJ debut at Hollywood’s Green Door on Tuesday night — playing mostly songs from the ’40s and ’50s in homage to the club’s weekly live jazz night — and guess who showed up?

His ex-girlfriend, Rachel McAdams!

Could this couple be reuniting?

Nothing would make me happier. I bawled my eyes out at The Notebook. Not, like, poignant little tear droplets. Like, blubbering and sobbing like the huge baby that I am. Seriously. Like, Beaches kind of tears. Ryan and Rachel are supposed to grow old together!