Quotables
Wednesday, September 17th, 2008
“When you say teenage, how old are we talking?”
Total creepazoid R. Kelly, in a recent interview with B.E.T. about his alleged sexual interaction with underage girls. The interviewer asks “Do you like teenage girls?” this is what the 41-year-old responded.
OMG.
Up next for Mr. Kelly, a self-help book titled “How to Fuck Up Any Opportunity to Change Your Public Image as a Disgusting Pedophile.”
Jesus Christ, dude, for future reference, the answer there is, “No, I’ve got no interest in teenage girls. None at all.” Seriously. Write that shit down and keep it in your pocket. You know, next to the Lip Smackers and Pixie Stix and Bratz dolls and whatever else you keep on hand for your girlfriends to play with.
