The official ‘Jai Ho’ Video has been released. I especially like how suit man (A.R. Rahman) just had to make the same soulful singing face while walking nowhere. The song seems to go on waaaaay to long though.

That took basically zero time at all.

Ryan Seacrest took to the airwaves this morning to premiere Oscar-award winning song “Jai Ho” — sung by the Pussycat Dolls, in English. The remix was composed by A.R. Rahman and produced by popular hip hop producer Polow Da Don. You can check it out here.

For comparison, the original song, from the movie, is here. It’s sung by Indians … in a foreign language.

Ummmm, thoughts? Not just about the song, but about their decision to release an English-language, titty-infused remix so quickly.

The all-girl group stirred up some trouble during their recent performance in Malaysia.

Not only did one of the girls pop out of her vest, another gave photogs a look at her, um, actual pussy in her skimpy shorts.

The company who promoted the performance has been fined by officials in Kuala Lumpur, the Malaysian capital, for condoning such a lewd performance. The fines total just over $3,000 in U.S. dollars. So, like, either the dollar carries a ton of value in Malaysia or these officials weren’t actually all that upset. I’m guessing it’s the former. Either way: I’m proud to live in America, the land of the free and the home of the crotch shots.

The uncensored photo of the nip slip is after the jump. I haven’t tracked down the uncensored version of the crotch shot yet, but if and when I find it, believe me when I say that you will see it. Because if there’s one thing we do well here at Evil Beet, it’s trafficking in pornography.

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