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I Just Noticed Something About Priscilla Presley

Friday, December 19th, 2008

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It’s not that she doesn’t look damn good for 63, because she does. Damn good.

But she also kind of looks like if Chyna and and Khloe Kardashian had a baby. But if the baby had Benjamin Button syndrome so it emerged from the vagina appearing to be 63 years old.

I know, I know.

That’s utterly impossible.

Neither Chyna nor Khloe Kardashian has a vagina.

I just thought I’d point it out anyway.

At the Valkyrie premiere in LA.




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I Guess Lisa Marie Presley’s Having Twins

Thursday, March 20th, 2008

Her MILF of a mom, Priscilla “62 Fucking Years Old” Presley, accidentally confirmed it to a photog.

You know, when they showed that close-up of LMP in this video, I was like “Lisa Marie? That looks like Britney Spears!”

God, this woman just bores me to death.

But Priscilla?

I love Priscilla. I want to be just like her when I grow up.

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Stand Back!

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

Lisa Marie and Priscilla Presley at Elvis 68 Comeback Special, Pictures, Photos

These ladies look like they’re gonna bite!

A pregnant Lisa Marie Presley and her mother Priscilla Presley glare at the cameras at the Elvis 68 Comeback Special in Hollywood.

Okay.

Honestly? When I saw the thumbnail of this pic, I thought Priscilla was Riley Keough. She looks about 17 years old. Priscilla is actually 62 years old. I need the phone number of that woman’s plastic surgeon.

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