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Is this just what Wills gets for peeing in public?

Or did the paparazzi cross a line this time?

And, most importantly, what do we think of his junk, ladies?

Prince William was spotted getting friendly with BOTH Paris Hilton and Christina Aguilera at a London nightclub last night.

Apparently Xtina and Paris avoided each other like the plague but both tried to get face time with Wills, especially Paris, who reportedly pissed off Christina by parading up to her table and stealing Wills away. So very Bachelor.

All this drama DESPITE the fact that Christina was there with her husband and Paris can’t shut up about how much she misses Benji.

Whatever. I’m just glad that they’re both Britain’s problem right now.

Wills is heading off in a little while for his intense special forces training, but, before he does that, he’s chilling out with Kate Middleton on vacation in the Caribbean.

These two are so unbelievably adorable. They’ve been together SIX YEARS now. Get married already!

Prince William has spent the last month fighting drug trafficking on on a Royal Navy warship, and is now ready for some R&R with the love of his life, Kate Middleton.

When Wills’ tour on the HMS Iron Duke concludes on Friday, he will fly to the Caribbean, to spend two weeks with Kate. This month represents the longest the two have been apart during their entire courtship, which began when they were in college.

During his stint on the HMS Iron Duke, Wills has proven quite the crimefighter.

The Prince, whose military title on board the ship is Sub lieutenant Wales, has had an active time in the last month.

In his first week he was involved in an operation to capture a speed boat containing £20 million worth of smuggled heroin.

And last week he helped spot another vessel suspected of drug-running while aboard a Lynx helicopter. When the boat failed to stop, marines opened fire on it, shooting out the engine.

He’s a prince AND a hero!

I’m so jealous of Kate.

You know, when you’re dating a Prince, you expect the royal treatment.

Kate Middleton got it this weekend, when Prince William landed a $16M military Chinook helicopter in her family’s lawn, sparking plenty of controversy in Britain. And last week, Wills flew brother Harry to their cousins bachelor party in a different Chinook. (The British media calls a bachelor party a “stag do,” and I’m totally going to use that in the future.)

Says a member of the British military: “At a time when the Armed Forces are short of money and there is a lack of kit in Afghanistan and Iraq this is a total waste of money. He uses a Chinook to land in his girlfriend’s garden then travels to a stag party in one. Where will it end?”

And, more importantly, what the hell is “kit”? I totally don’t speak British.

Says a different military force: “This is an absolute waste of training hours on the Chinook helicopter that the military are hard-pressed to afford. No other pilot at Prince William’s stage of training would be allowed anywhere near the left-hand seat of a Chinook. It’s like a learner driver being given the keys to a Formula One car just because his father owns the racing team.”

Eh, whatever. He’s a prince. If he wants to land a military aircraft on his girlfriend’s lawn, let him. It’s the closest thing we have these days to a knight on a white horse. I want to live my fairy tale through Kate Middleton, dammit!

Here’s Prince William and girlfriend Kate Middleton attending William’s graduation ceremony at RAF Cranwell.

They are SO adorable together. I just love Kate. I can’t wait until their wedding.

And, as an American, perhaps it’s up to me.

Prince William is losing his hair.

It’s going fast.

Sorry, but it is.

He’s still a good guy though — chatting it up with Naval families in the UK on Friday.

The British folks are all excited because Prince William’s gal pal, Kate Middleton, was finally photographed with Prince Charles. You can’t see his face in this photo, but he’s the little gray-haired dude in the hunting get-up.

The Sunday Telegraph said it was the first time Middleton had been photographed with Charles, “fueling speculation that she is about to become engaged to Prince William.”

The Sunday Times said the pictures suggested that Middleton’s “induction into the royal family appears to have stepped up a notch.”

Okay, so I’ve had three serious boyfriends in my life. Of the three of them, I think I have a picture of myself with only one of their fathers. I dated one guy for six years and only met his father once. I don’t think this means shit.

Cute pics of Kate, though.

I was thrilled when I heard that Prince William and Harry were going to get the chance to put on a concert to celebrate the life of their mother Princess Diana. Back in the day I was a huge Princess Diana fan. I admired her grace, beauty and the fact that she used her extreme celebrity to do good works all over the world. She was the first “Saint Angelina” and for a while made the British monarchy cool.

Harry and William are following in their mother’s footsteps and becoming true celebrities in their own right. They have stepped out of the shadows and seem to be really enjoying their higher profile media image. This concert, which was held on July 1st celebrated the 10th anniversary of her death.

I have to say that I used to be a William fan but he is looking a bit too much like his dad. Harry really has become the hot one. That Chelsey Davy is one lucky lady.

Here are photos of some of the great performers that celebrated Princess Diana’s life

Elton John

Royal National Ballet

Fergie

Joss Stone

Lilly Allen

At least that’s what News of the World is reporting.

The two were reportedly sucking face on the dance floor at a June 7 party for William and other troop leaders.

The Moulin Rouge-themed bash was titled Freakin’ Naughty and featured blow-up dolls and guests dressed as saucy nuns, doctors and nurses, some in sexy Ann Summers lingerie.

Kate was dressed more modestly, but looked gorgeous and Wills could not take his eyes off her, according to guests.

They chatted all night but she kept breaking off to mingle with his Army pals. One guest said Wills followed Kate around looking like a lost puppy and finally dragged her onto the dancefloor at midnight.

After an intimate dance the couple kissed passionately.

When friends joked that they should get a room, Wills did just that, leading Kate back to his private quarters where they spent several hours.

I don’t quite understand at what point in time I started caring about the British Royal family, but I’m really rooting for these two. I was genuinely happy when I saw this, which is strange, because normally when two people split up and then have a romantic reunion I’m just plain bitter. But I adore Wills, and Kate seems like a solid girl who has her head screwed on right (although with arguable taste in head-wear), and Wills seems to be genuinely in love with her. Plus she’s a commoner, making this a true fairy princess tale. Apparently Kate’s still not sure if she wants to get back into a full-fledged relationship with Wills, but they’re going to see each other twice in the next month at formal affairs, and hopefully Kate will realize how much she loves him and how cute she’d be as the Queen of England and then they’ll get married and it will be sooooo adorable!!

Nobody knows the actual reason for the split but The Sun has reported that William and Kate were under a lot of pressure and William was wanting to focus on his career. William is set to dedicate the next few years of his life to the military after graduating from Sandhurst Military Academy.

The couple have been dating since they met at St. Andrews University. Kate is followed by the paps wherever she goes and I think that might be a huge reason for the split. Princess Diana was such an icon and to be the next Princess is a huge responsibility for any young woman.

Next up! Who is Prince William dating next? Me I tell you ME ME ME!

Check out the actual quotes here:

Royal photographer Arthur Edwards says, “She’s in love with Prince William. I’m sure one day they’ll get married…I have talked to him about that and he’s made it clear… he wants to get married.”

And then Clarence House is all like “Prince William has no plans to get engaged.”

So will he marry her sometime? Possibly. I think she’s adorable (although I find her taste in hats to be questionable at best) and obviously he does too. She is much loved by Englanders, and I think it would be wonderful for the country if Wills married her (plus princess stories are always fun). Kate is older than Diana was when she married into the royal family (Kate’s 25 now, Diana was barely 20), and so hopefully with that added maturity she will have an easier ride than Diana did.

But I just don’t think there’s anything in this article to imply that Wills is popping the question anytime soon. Daily Mail is bored this week, just like the rest of us; with Anna Nicole in the ground and Britney in rehab, there’s just not much to do but wildly speculate on Prince William’s marriage prospects.