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Mmm, Is There Something You’d Like to Tell Us, Harry?
Sunday, March 15th, 2009

Prince Harry was spotted wearing bright pink nail polish the other night. This, combined with the face that he “was drinking Vodka Red Bull and Vodka Apples” lead me to conclude that this is not his first and only foray into feminine things. I bet he likes to feel a little satin between his royal cheeks every now and again.
Even when guys typically do wear nail polish they tend to go for black. It takes a real man to wear fluorescent pink though.
Australian Magazine Apologizes for Revealing Prince Harry Was in Afghanistan
Sunday, March 9th, 2008New Idea magazine, an Australian publication, has issued an apology for running a story disclosing Prince Harry’s military whereabouts. It says it was unaware that the British MoD had an agreement with major news outlets not to reveal that Harry was in Afghanistan.
“We do acknowledge that our actions in publishing the story can be reasonably viewed as insensitive and irresponsible,” the magazine says. They call the story a “serious lapse of judgment.”
We’re still waiting on an apology from Matt Drudge …
Reunited and It Feels So Good
Saturday, March 1st, 2008Prince Harry got back home today. He was met at RAF Brize Norton in the UK by his father and brother.
Glad you’re safe, buddy. And I’m also way sorry that the foreign media won’t let you live your goddamn life. You’re one of the few celebrities who can say “I didn’t ask for this” and really mean it, and I have a great deal of admiration for your determination to fight for your country alongside your friends. All the best, kiddo.
Okay, Never Mind, Prince Harry’s Not in Afghanistan Anymore
Friday, February 29th, 2008Looks like since Matt Drudge decided to be an asshole and report Harry’s presence in Afghanistan, he’s been pulled out.
The Ministry of Defense called the rampant reporting of Harry’s deployment by “elements of the foreign media…regrettable,” and said that while the prince was expected to return to Britain in a matter of weeks, the situation had now “clearly changed.”
“Following a detailed assessment of the risks by the operational chain of command, the decision has been taken…to withdraw Prince Harry from Afghanistan immediately,” the Ministry said.
The decision to pull Harry out of the combat zone comes after the collapse of a media blackout. While U.K. reporters and media outlets were already aware of his deployment, they entered into an embargo agreement with the military not to report on his service until he returned home safely.
The jig was up, however, when the Drudge Report broke the news, in turn claiming that it had pieced together information from Australian press last month.
Americans. We’re so helpful.
The Secret’s Out and the Photos Are Up
Friday, February 29th, 2008Now that Prince Harry’s dirty little secret is out — he’s been serving in Afghanistan for the past 10 weeks — photos of him out there have hit the web.
It’s really shitty that the fact that he’s there got leaked. It compromises his safety and the safety of his fellow soldiers. But I have to say, even though I’m not a Brit, I feel a great deal of pride for Harry. I’m sure he didn’t have to go — he wanted to defend his country like the rest of his friends, and I give him mad props for that. Britain should be very proud of its prince.







