Your Children Will Never Be as Beautiful as Cindy Crawford’s
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008
Cindy Crawford’s kids are soooooo beautiful.
Like, Presley and Kaia are the prettiest kids in the whole world. You can’t genetically engineer prettier kids than this.
I mean, Presley is nine years old, and I already know I’m gonna wanna have sex with him in about ten years. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not attracted to a nine-year-old, but, like, honestly, how often can you look at a nine-year-old boy and be like “I’m gonna wanna hit that when it’s older”? But this kid? Is gonna be so hot. I mean, he already has that “Yeah, I’m insanely hot, and we both know it” look in his eyes.
And Kaia? I didn’t even know it was possible for a 7-year-old to have the bone structure of a supermodel, but this girl does. Ridiculous. Totally unfair. I’m intimidated by the looks of a second-grader. It’s a cruel, cruel world.
