Quick! Somebody Get Britney Spears to Florida!
Thursday, December 13th, 2007Rapper Plies’ manager was arrested in Tampa on Tuesday with 80 pounds of cocaine.
Eighty pounds!!!
That’s like a Dakota Fanning of blow.
Seriously, cops are saying he was trafficking drugs, but I think he was just planning to have Britney over for a night or two.
Now let’s talk about this rapper guy.
What the fuck kind of name is Plies?
I think he needs to change his name to Pliers and use some to take that crap out of his teeth. You look ridiculous, dude.

