Pink put on her tough-girl leather biker gear and rode her rip-roaring motorcycle … to the Four Seasons in Beverly Hills.

Something about that doesn’t quite equate.

This is my first time hearing this song, let alone seeing the video, and I have to say that I absolutely love it. Sometimes I forget that, despite the fact that sometimes I feel like she takes the whole “badass” images a little overboard, Pink kind of rocks at writing music. It’s honest and it’s raw and it’s painful and it’s funny, and you just don’t see that very often on the pop music scene.

After her February split from husband Carey Hart, Pink and her six-pack abs were spotted this weekend frolicking in the Malibu ocean with Todd Morse, the guitarist for Juliette Lewis’s band.

Todd’s actually kind of a hottie. Not super-hot, but not bad either.

People is reporting that Pink and Hubby Carey Hart are through with the whole marriage thing.

“Pink and Carey Hart have separated. This decision was made by best friends with a huge amount of love and respect for one another,” says Schweitzer, adding, “While the marriage is over, their friendship has never been stronger.”

It’s good that they are still friends, if only for the imaginary kids. TMZ reported earlier that Carey Hart was seen with this gal:

But she doesn’t look like the girlfriend type to me. Most likely just a dancer or something of the sort.

From the NY Daily News:

Well-placed sources tell us that pop star Pink’s marriage is on its last legs. Apparently, when the singer married her biker beau, Carey Hart, she took a “Don’t ask, don’t tell” policy and agreed to let him have his fun when she’s away on tour. But she’s changed her mind now that her biological clock has started ticking. “Divorce is just around the corner,” says our mole. “Carey has this one blond in particular that he takes everywhere, even public appearances. But Pink knew what she was getting into!” Stupid girl, indeed.

Look, girls, repeat after me:

I am not okay with the man I love having sex with other women. I am not demonstrating my love for him by allowing him to sleep with other women. I am simply demonstrating my disrespect for myself, and this is unattractive.

Chicks are so stupid.

Rumors swirled last week that motorcrosser/tattoo parlor owner/reality TV star/husband of Pink Carey Hart was cheating on his woman.

“He had a cute blonde in a tight dress sitting on his lap all night. They were laughing and drinking vodka with her arms wrapped around him in a corner VIP booth,” a source told Star Magazine.

Now Carey is fighting back against the rumors.

It’s “just a bunch of trash talk,” he tells the Las Vegas Review-Journal. “It’s just a nasty rumor. Everything’s fine.”

See, I don’t buy this. Why on earth would people be planting nasty rumors about Carey Hart? No one really cares about him, or about Pink, anymore. No one has any reason to make this shit up. It’s just barely interesting. If anyone planted this rumor, it was Carey and Pink.

Jennifer Lopez is turning to Scientologist pal Leah Remini for tips on how the religion can help her get knocked up. Does Xenu recommend you have a three-man camera crew from VH1 living in your house throughout the process, Leah? [I'm Not Obsessed]

Look, MTV, when you’ve resorted to The Real World: Denver, you can’t exactly expect viewership to soar. Up next: Road Rules: Presidential Libraries. [Pop on the Pop]

Tony Parker caves. [Celebrity Smack]

It is a distant possibility that Nicky Hilton is not particularly involved in the, you know, actual work behind her new line of boutique hotels. [Dirty Laundry]

Britney’s first (55-hour) husband happily cashes in on her recent media prominence, reveals she had a tummy tuck. “No duh,” say six-year-olds nationwide. [Cele|Bitchy]

Pink wears underwear. Unlike some people. [TMZ]