It’s about time Lindsay Lohan took up with a new man. I’m getting tired of running stories about her drug problem. Her flavor of the month is Fall Out Boy’s Pete Wentz, the rocker who got into the most inexplicable boxing match with a concertgoer this weekend. He is also — perhaps not coincidentally — the ex-boyfriend of Ashlee Simpson, whom Lindsay accused of dating her own ex, Wilmer Valderrama, a while back (hence Ashlee’s song “Boyfriend”).

Fun fact about Pete Wentz: his penis is on the Internet. His sidekick got raided, and the naked pics he’d taken of himself (hopefully to send to someone else and not just for his own viewing pleasure) made the Internet rounds in March (NSFW). He was bright enough to leave his face out of the nudy pics, but his pelvic art makes for a pretty easy ID. (What on earth is that thing anyway? A bat? A gremlin? Inquiring minds want to know!)

I was just watching the video for Fall Out Boy’s “This Ain’t a Scene, It’s an Arm Race” (a song which I think rocks, btw), and I’d always kind of listened to it absently on the radio and figured it was about war or violence on the streets or something genuinely arms-related. After watching the video and reading the lyrics, it occurred to me that it’s probably a commentary on the Hollywood social scene and the way the celebutante wars are strategized (by the ‘tantes themselves) to play out in the tabloids and in the blogosphere. Lead singer Pete Wentz has a killer crow’s nest from which to watch this type of drama unfold, based on his relationship with Ashlee Simpson. I dunno, just thought I’d share.