Petey Pete called into the Ryan Seacrest show on Tuesday morning to chat about his child’s name, Bronx Mowgli Wentz. He gave a really weak explanation for the “Mowgli” part: “The Jungle Book was something that me and Ashlee bonded over. It’s a cool name.” Um, WTF? Like, vodka was something that my ex and I bonded over, but it’s not like we were going to name our child Belvedere. (We planned to name him Horseman, but that’s a different story.) Enjoying the same book is not an adequate reason to name a child Mowgli.

Pete refused to talk much about the Bronx part of the equation. He should have been like “Well the Bronx has always been our favorite place to score coke,” but instead he said “We came up with the idea Bronx. We’ve been throwing [ideas] back and forth a while. It’s kind of cool to just leave the narrative what it is. People are stoked or pissed or whatever. And you’re like, you know what: I don’t think anyone really has the real story.”

Regardless, congrats to the happy family!

They are now the proud parents of a baby boy, whom they’ve named Bronx Mowgli Wentz.

I actually think Bronx is kind of a cool baby name. The Jolie-Pitts must be freakin’ pissed, though. That’s probably what they were going to go with for their next boy. I mean, how many names ending with X are there, anyway?

The only Mowgli I can think of is the kid from the Jungle Book. No idea why they went with that name, but I’m sure they’ll explain it eventually.

Bronx was born 7 lbs., 11 oz., and was 20 1/2 inches long.

“The manscaping? Honestly, I felt slightly overgrown in those pictures. If I had taken them for public consumption, I would have done it differently – groomed a little closer, better lighting.”

Papa-to-be Pete Wentz, discussing with Elle magazine the photos of his weiner that leaked online awhile back.

Over the weekend, Pete’s pal, hip-hop artist Tyga, told reporters that Pete and Ashlee are, in fact, expecting more than one baby.

“They’re having twins,” Tyga said in an exclusive interview yesterday at a pre-VMA party. “They’re really happy.”

A rep for the couple denies the reports.

Pete launched rumors that Ashlee was having twins early in the summer when he told a couple of Arizona radio DJs that he and Ashlee were “keeping a journal for them when they’re born.” Pete later backtracked and said he was just trying to be elusive about the sex of the baby, but I didn’t believe that at the time and I still don’t. If you listen to the radio interview, you can tell Pete knows he screwed up the minute the word “them” comes out of his mouth. I think these two are having twins.

Oh, man, Pete Wentz just scored major points in my book. Check him cussing out the photogs as they swarm him and Ashlee. You go get ‘em, Petey!

A red-headed Ashlee Simpson shows off a little bit of her baby bump as she arrives at Cafe Med with Petey Pete Wentz on Tuesday.

Awww, she makes a cute preggers chick!! So far, she seems to be one of those girls that manages to gain pregnancy weight only in her tummy — her arms and legs haven’t grown hardly at all! I wanna be that kind of pregnant chick! (I’m so shallow.)

Here are the first shots of the maybe-preggers Ashlee Simpson rocking the engagement ring she got from Pete Wentz.

Yeah, that’s pretty much what I’m gonna expect when I get engaged. Which’ll be never.