Blake Lively and Penn Badgley will never break up, no matter how fat and douchey he gets. They showed up together to some charity event at Cipriani in NYC on Tuesday.

Also there: Bar Rafaeli, who’s definitely put on some weight. I’m not saying she’s fat — SHE IS NOT FAT — but she looks a lot different these days. It’s crazy how going from a size negative two to a size four can completely change the way you look.

They’ve been dogged by a lot of break-up rumors lately, but Gossip Girl co-stars (and lovers?) Blake Lively and Penn Badgley didn’t seem to mind each other’s company at the DirectTV Celebrity Beach Bowl in St. Petersberg, Florida on Sunday. I’m rooting for those crazy kids!!

Also there: Brody Jenner and his girlfriend, Playmate Jayde Nicole, Cheetah Girl Adrienne Bailon, Chace Crawford, Joel and Benji Madden, and Christian Slater.

But did everyone watch Puppy Bowl????

Puppy Bowl was WAY BETTER than any stupid celebrity bowl. This year, THEY HAD A PUPPY STREAKER!

Oh noes!!!

Reports are flooding in that Gossip Girl’s golden couple may be on the rocks!!

An eyewitness says they saw Blake Lively hanging out at New York nightclub Southside Friday night, hooking up with a random blond—def not dark-haired Penn Badgley, whom Blake’s been dating for the past year or so.

Says our N.Y. source, B.L. came in around midnight with a group of chums and was “too busy making out to dance or drink.” And that ain’t all…

Next morning, Lively and Badgley were spotted having one awkward brunch at Norma’s restaurant at Le Parker Meridien hotel. “They both looked miserable,” says a fellow diner who spotted the unhappy twosome Saturday. “He did not smile once.”

The only thing missing?

A cell phone snap of Miz Lively sucking face with the mysterious blondie.

All of New York City is apparently on the look-out for dirt on Blake Lively’s love life.

Is life imitating art or what?

Fortunately, we may not be completely out of Gossip Girl real-life couples. There have been rumors for a few weeks now that Ed Westwick is spending his free time in Jessica Szohr’s pants.

Make sure to stay tuned for Blake Lively’s bit at the end. It’s my fave.

So, his character on Gossip Girl is adorable, but kind of too much of a pussy for my tastes. I like assholes. Because I’m a girl. And that’s just what we do. Like, if you’re going to spend more than two minutes contemplating what to get me for Christmas, you’re probably too nice a guy for me. This is why I’m single, people.

Anyway.

Anytime I see a pic of this guy out-of-character, I’m like “Damn, gimme some of that.” Kind of like my relationship with Leighton Meester. I hate her on the show, but always love her on the red carpet.

Here’s some shots of Penn at an Access Hollywood gifting suite from today. HOT-TIE.

After running that photo of the Victoria’s Secret angels naked, I suppose I owe the ladies (and the men who love men) a little something, too.

Check out this photo shoot of Penn Badgley, who plays Dan Humphrey on Gossip Girl and has been linked to hottie co-star Blake Lively.

Dayum!!!

He’s just kind of the witty, non-threatening cute guy on the show, but this is a whole new side.

I may have to get in on some of that action. Blake and Penn! Sign me up!

Either these kids are the ultimate example of life imitating art, or the publicists over at Gossip Girl are working overtime. On the heels of multiple reports that Leighton Meester is dating Chace Crawford, we get this:

Word on the street is that Blake Lively is dating her on-screen love, Penn Badgley, in real life.

“No one is really supposed to know that,” laughs an insider. “I was told by a friend of the family.”

This story’s a bit circumspect, firstly because everyone knows that Blake Lively belongs to me, and also because she’s reportedly still on-and-off dating her Burbank High School classmate, actor/model Kelly Blatz.

Hm.

This story was definitely planted by someone. The question is just whose someone? Gossip Girl’s producers? Blake? Penn? Or Kelly Blatz?

I just don’t know, you guys. I just don’t know. Life is full of so many unanswerable questions.