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Tuesday, November 13th, 2007

Javier Bardem is Dating Penelope Cruz

Meet total hottie Javier Bardem, an acclaimed Spanish actor who recently made a foray into English-language films with No Country for Old Men. You’ll be seeing a lot more of him in 2008 films.

He’s also porking Penelope Cruz.

Lucky girl!

Te amo, Javier.

Josh Hartnett & Penelope Cruz: Still Going Strong

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007

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The hyper-attractive couple were spotted at the Delancey in NYC. Josh was feeding fruit to Penelope as they were making out. Ugh. Get a room, people.

The pair was also spotted at Alias Restaurant (please tell me Jen Garner’s the head chef) on Sunday.

Penelope Cruz is Not Dating Salma Hayek…Or So She Says

Sunday, January 14th, 2007

Since Penelope Cruz once dated gay gay Tom Cruise many have speculated that she is a closeted lesbian and that her close “friendship” with Salma Hayek is actually a hot love affair. Like the cute “friends” that they are I guess at some premiere Penelope pinched Selma’s butt in front of a bunch of paparazzi which promted many to start gabbing again about a relationship between the two.

On the David Letterman show this week Penelope had to deny deny deny that she isn’t having some hot latina action will Salma stating,

“We’re like sisters, and have the same sense of humour. But I did it in front of 100 photographers, and now apparently we’re lovers. I’m sorry to say, this is not the case.”

Honestly that would be the hottest lesbian couple ever. I’m kind of hoping that it is true. Actually most of the male population of the free world is hoping that this is true.

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