Paris and her irrelevant boyfriend Doug Reinhardt showed up in LA at Teddy’s nightclub Saturday night.  They made a point of hanging on each other and making out-all in front of Reinhardt’s ex, Amanda Bynes, who also happened to be there.  Bynes chose to ignore the two dancing STDs and carried on with her evening.

Don’t you remember creating drama like this when you were, like, fifteen?  Sigh…Paris is such a useless sperm receptacle at this point.

Paris should just move to Japan. They love her so much there. And they don’t watch The Hills, so they don’t know what a douche Doug Reinhardt is.

Paris spent the day tooling around Tokyo with new flame Doug, promoting her fashion line, Honey Bunch. It is my understanding that this is a Japan-only brand. People are making it seem like she designs the line, but, based on the Japanese sites I’ve looked at (hooray for Google translate!), it appears she’s just the spokesmodel. This is what they say on the website for Shibuya 109, a major Tokyo department store that sells Honey Bunch:

The trend for this autumn is the “Marilyn Monroe Look”! As Paris Hilton has become the promotion model for “The Honey Bunch”, she has not only transformed herself into the widely-popular Marilyn Monroe, a much-loved icon by ladies all around the world, but has also become a symbol for sexy-casual style. Some popular trends here include comfortable-fitting suits and pleated skirts.

Uhhh, I don’t know that Paris has exactly transformed herself into Marilyn Monroe. She’s missing, ya know, the curves. But I’m sure she’s making an insane amount of cash for this — Paris isn’t passe in Tokyo yet — and I bet she even made the company pay for Doug’s ticket out to Japan. Why wouldn’t he come? It’s not like he had anything better to do.

So I just ran these photos of Paris Hilton landing at Narita Airport in Japan. A few minutes later, I came across the same set of photos from a different photo provider … and I swear that is Doug Reinhardt from The Hills in the background there. The photo agency doesn’t have him tagged, but I am 99% sure that’s him.

Doug is Amanda Bynes’ ex-boyfriend, and he’s been rumored to be dating Paris for a couple weeks now.

I guess it’s for real if she’s dragging him along with her to Tokyo!

Is she “in love” again???

I’m not sure what’s going on in Tokyo this week, but both Paris Hilton and Kristen “Ungrateful Bitch” Stewart landed in Narita today.

Who looked better after the long flight???

You really didn’t think we’d make it through an entire New York Fashion Week without Paris Hilton showing up, did you? (Well, I was hoping.)

Paris showed up at Jill Stuart’s show, and held court alongside Kristen Bell, Michelle Trachtenberg, Jessica Stroup and sis Nicky. (Amanda Bynes is sitting next to Nicky, but you can’t see her in most of these shots.)

Paris is the same size as Jessica Stroup these days. That’s scary skinny! What’s with everyone losing weight these days?

Oh, and I love Paris’s tights here. The little design on the side is way cool. I want a pair. They probably cost more than my car.

Paris Hilton gets an inexplicable hug from Jesse McCartney on the red carpet for the Grammys.

What do you think of Fergie’s look?  She looks like a wealthy socialite.  A ninety-year-old wealthy socialite. A ninety-year-old-wealthy socialite who doesn’t know better than to wear black Spanx under a white dress.

Fergie and her cute husband Josh Duhamel attended the Vanity Fair and Krug dinner last night in West Hollywood.  Paris was there.  Can someone please stage an intervention for her spine?  The girl can hardly stand at this point .  Kim Kardashian looked unrecognizable and Keyshia Cole let everyone know that her stylist was absent on the day the “less is more” class happened.