Oh, you didn’t? Speak up sooner next time…

Paris Hilton’s single just came on my Pandora box. This is really happening. Hang on tight, kids.

Also, I think there’s some sort of tension brewing in the middle east and — I’m serious now — Macauley Culkin and Mila Kunis are still dating.

I am off to cooking school for the evening! I will tell you all about it tomorrow! V. v. excited!

I woke up this morning with Paris Hilton’s single running through my head. This is discouraging in and of itself, but what’s worse is I spent a good portion of my morning routine thinking about the song. It’s pleasantly ironic, I think, that a young woman widely regarded as America’s Whore chooses to spend the entire three minutes and fifty-four seconds of her first music video writhing around half-naked on a beach singing a song — a damn catchy song, if we’re all being honest — about how stars are blind.

Enjoy!

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