Oh, wait, I’ve just received word that the other person in this photo is actually Nicole Richie.

What is it with the Courtney Love look lately? Courtney Love is the new black.

Anyway, X17’s got the celebutard reunion on tape.

Either that or she never knows when she’ll need pepper flakes.

[via Horny Oyster]

Paris Hilton is becoming something of a fixture at Hollywood Station. For the second time in as many months, the heiress made a late-night stop to the Los Angeles police station. This time, however, she was there voluntarily (her last visit was the result of a DUI) — Hilton filed a report against Shanna Moakler, alleging that the former Miss USA (and estranged wife of Paris’s latest boy toy, Travis Barker), punched her in the jaw at Hyde. (Paris’s precious jaw, for the record, looks a-okay in the video).

Moakler also made a trip to the station, alleging that Paris’s friend (and former flame) Stavros Niarchos poured a drink over her head at the club.

That’s right, folks. He allegedly poured a drink over her head. Niarchos’s family, for the record, is worth around $7.5 billion. Billion with a B. And he poured a drink over Miss USA’s head. I’ll give that some time to sit.

Remember when you actually had to be home during the day to watch soap operas unfold?

Ugh.

Please, people, for the love of all that’s holy, watch House of Carters. Because he’s not going to stop until you do. And if we have to find out that he made a sex tape involving mice in condoms and Liza Minnelli, no one wins.

• Jessica Coen is leaving Gawker for Vanity Fair, where she’ll be their “deputy online editor.” In my mind, the “deputy” part of this keeps conjuring up an image of a wide-eyed Coen staring up at Graydon Carter, who’s pinning a bronze star on her lapel and saying something along the lines of “Welcome aboard, pard’ner.”
• Here’s a Paris Hilton nip slip.
• Britney Spears either fired publicist Leslie Sloan Zelnick or she didn’t. As long as the kid’s still named Sutton Pierce, I don’t see what difference it makes.
• Was Lindsay Lohan paid to go out with Harry Morton? Or did she go out with Harry Morton voluntarily and then get paid to act like she was paid for it? Or did she pay Harry Morton to act like he was paying her to act like she was paid to go out with her and then pay him to act like he was paying her to go out with him but didn’t want anyone to know that he was being paid for it? Or did she marry her lawyer wearing a pink bikini on a yacht off the coast of Nassau just 18 days after the sudden death of her only son? It’s very difficult to keep all this straight.
• Did you guys see McSteamy last night?? HE WAS LITERALLY STEAMY!!! Oh, McSteamy, be mine forever?