Paris Hilton hosted a Halloween party last night at her home in Mulholland Estates. Both she AND boyfriend Doug Reinhardt dressed up as Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz, which I don’t get. Wouldn’t a Dorothy/Scarecrow, Dorothy/Toto, Dorothy/Tin Man combo have been better than two Dorothys? Or, if you’re trying to be creative, Dorothy/Toto (the band)? I think Reinhardt just wanted to finally wear those size 16 satin pink pumps of his out in public and used this as an excuse. (See more pics in the gallery.)

The party hit the skids when traffic backed up so badly that none of her guests could get into her driveway. That’s not a sexual euphemism. (Since we’re talking about Paris, I thought I should clarify.)

I want you to look at Paris Hilton’s breasts here and I want you to tell me them that they are real. I want you to look me in the face and do it so I can call you a liar. Look at them! There is no way that that’s the handy work of a push up bra. She didn’t have that much to push up. Are we to forget that we’ve seen her naked? These photos are by far the most proof I’ve seen of her rumored boob job. At one point Paris Hilton was a major advocate of tiny chests and I loved her for it because, well, I look like a twelve year old boy with my shirt off, but she’s quite clearly changed her stance on the issue of breast augmentation. She looks like her boyfriend’s sister now.

Rachel J. Lee, a 19 year old from Calabasas, CA, along with several of her girlfriends, has been arrested for breaking in to and then looting the closets of several celebrity homes in the past year. Lindsay Lohan, Audrina Patridge, Paris Hilton , Orlando Bloom and Kourtney Kardashian have all had similar break-ins occur at their houses– there were no electronics stolen (which is usually the first thing a burglar would grab), mainly clothing, jewelry and handbags. Not exactly the most lucrative loot jobs, basically.

This isn’t the first time Lee’s been motivated to break the law for vanity sake either. A couple years ago she was caught shoplifting from Sephora. OK, so that’s a little different than finding someone’s home via star maps and the internet and then checking their appearance schedule to best guess what time they’d be out of the house and then breaking in and stealing all their clothes, but there’s a theme here. Also, it probably doesn’t do Rachel a whole lot of good that she’s high school pals with the man formally charged with the Lohan and Patridge burglaries.

It kinda makes me sad to think about these girls so desperate to dress like a celebrity that they actually steal their clothing. The materialism disgusts me. What’s wrong with some $24 shoes from T.J. Maxx and a Hanes v-neck and the jeans with the tiny hole ripped in the ass because you’ve had them for so long? These girls are 18 and 19 years old, they should be running around topless, celebrating their young bodies and free minds. But no! They’re taking the easy way out and breaking in to multi-million dollar homes owned by celebrities they admire and stealing their t-shirts and headbands. Teenagers are so bad these days, you guys. I can’t handle it. They should be at the beach.

This is a clip of Paris Hilton’s guest appearance on Supernatural Thursday night. I didn’t watch the show, but I did hear that she is playing “a demon who feeds on the disorienting power of celebrity.” So, ya know, she’s playing herself, and yet somehow the performance is stilted and awkward anyway.

ZOMG so exciting. I mean the opposite of that, of course, but the photo agency is VERY EXCITED about this Paris Hilton camel toe. Paris went out shopping in tight, blue, zipper leggings that no one should be wearing in the first place, and it serves her right that now everyone is going to talk about her vagina for a day.

Paris Hilton couldn’t keep her eyes off of her prizes after dinner with her boyfriend Douglas Reinhardt last night. The normally flat-chested celebretard seemed to be packing much more up top than usual and while normally these things can be attributed to a really good push-up bra, I’m wondering if Paris even had enough to push up before. Unless she’s just discovered the wonders of a good Wonderbra, homegirl most likely just bought herself a new pair of breasticles. It makes sense, too. Paris has been receiving noticeably less press lately and obvious plastic surgery is a classic move celebs use to garner attention. While it’s not exactly clear if that’s what she did, I wouldn’t put it past the girl made famous for a sex tape.

Paris appeared at the Venice Film Festival this weekend with her on-again boyfriend, Doug Reinhardt.  Doug was looking very two-dimensional and was airbrushed within an inch of his life.

There were a few other notables there, but I’m willing to bet attendance was down at this year’s festival.  Damn economy.  I’m really, really hoping Eva Mendes hasn’t fallen off the wagon since her rehab stint, but ahhh … well, you can judge for yourself.  Mel Brown was looking very pink and Matt Damon was looking very goofy.  Nicolas Cage — don’t you love it when people get all familiar with him and refer to him as “Nick?” — and a very androgynous looking Tilda Swinton were there as well.