“I left the table and Errol (Lyon, Anderson’s driver) played in my place. I came back to find myself $250,000 in the hole to Rick! Rick, being the gentleman, said he would wipe my debt if I gave him a kiss, so I have to thank Vegas for our relationship switching gears! It evolved into spending every day — and then nights — together.”

Pamela Anderson, who wed Salomon — the same guy who tried to stick a champagne bottle up Paris Hilton’s snatch on camera — in Las Vegas earlier this month.

Pam Anderson attended the World Magic Awards in LA on Saturday, and, look: Her body is still phenomenal, and I give her credit for that, but girlfriend needs to stop dressing herself up like she’s 25, because she is definitely not 25 anymore.

Her face looks ooooooooold. Even with the two pounds of make-up she’s caked on.

Hang on to your latest hubby, Pammy! They’re gonna get harder and harder to come by.

And, for God’s sake, quit doing drugs! It shows!

We’d been hearing that Pam Anderson planned to tie the knot with Paris Hilton paramour Rick Salomon on Saturday night, and it looks like she did, in fact, go through with it. Wearing denim. Nice.

A conventional marriage it wasn’t, as the nuptials actually took place in an hour-and-a-half between Anderson’s two magic shows.

Anderson, 40, donned a white denim Valentino dress at the small ceremony. Wedding guests included Tobey Maguire, Lukas Haas and magician Hans Klok.

After the nuptials, it was right back to work for Anderson, who made no secret that she had just gotten married. “Hello, I just got married…I did,” Anderson said after performing in the second magic show of the night. “I’m distracted. It’s a big day. A big day at the office.”

As a sidenote, check out her thumb in this picture. It’s totally double jointed. I wonder what kind of fun she has with that on her own time.

We don’t have official confirmation, but casino reps at Planet Hollywood are saying that Pam Anderson planned to marry Rick “I Fucked Paris Hilton on Film” Salomon tonight. The couple applied for a marriage license a couple weeks ago.

Showcasing her traditional class, Anderson planned to squeeze the wedding in between the 7 pm and 10 pm shows of Hans Klok’s magic show, where she stars as a magician’s assistant.

Maybe she can magically make this marriage work.

Pamela Anderson’s pussy is some powerful shit.

Yes, indeed, Tommy Lee and Kid Rock, both at one point married to the vixen, came to blows during Alicia Keys’ VMA performance.

“It looked like Tommy Lee initiated it because Kid Rock was ignoring him,” said an observer sitting two tables away. “And Tommy Lee kind of antagonized him. And then when Tommy Lee stood up, it looked a little weird, like ‘Yo, what?’ When Tommy stands up is when Kid hit him the first time with a backhand. And then Tommy Lee looked like he was trying to get at him to aggressively retaliate and then Kid Rock hits Tommy Lee again — bong. And then security grabs Tommy Lee in a headlock and pulls him off.”

Tommy Lee was ejected from the show, but Kid Rock got to stay for the rest of the night.

Since Kid Rock threw the only punches that landed, it seems Tommy Lee is pressing charges. Las Vegas police were looking for Kid Rock later that night.

At the Planet Hollywood Casino in Las Vegas. Tommy Lee was there, of course, along with Hans Klok, the magician whose Vegas show she appeared in this summer.

And if she weren’t 40, I’d totally be all like, “Check out that baby bump.” But, you know, she’s 40, so this is just what her stomach looks like now. Which isn’t really the worst thing ever, but I probably would have chosen a different dress.