You’d think she could have left them with, ya know, their father, or any one of her later husbands, or a babysitter, or a bartender, or something, but no. Pam Anderson left her kids, ages 10 and 11, alone in a hotel room in Las Vegas while she hung out at LAX and PURE.

Now everyone’s all up in arms about this. It sounds like the making of a great kids movie: Home Alone: Las Vegas. I can’t remember my folks ever leaving me and my sister alone at that age, but I tend to think that, with some movies and candy, we would have been just fine.

I’m putting this shit to a vote. What do you guys think?

Pamela Anderson’s husband — much like the bottom half of her dress — was nowhere to be found on New Year’s Eve.

While Pam rung in the new year with Paris and Nicky Hilton, K-Fed, DJ AM, Eve and Larry Birkhead at LAX in Vegas, her husband Rick Salomon didn’t make an appearance at the club.

Pam filed for divorce from Rick in December (after just two months of marriage), then later posted on her blog saying that the two were working things out, but you have to ask yourself who she was kissing at midnight with her husband nowhere in sight.

Despite Pam filing divorce papers last week, it appears she and Rick Salomon are still going strong.

The two partied until 6 am at Villa Lounge in LA on Friday night.

Nothing like getting totally wasted to remind you how much you value your hasty marriage.

Image via WENN

After filing the papers on Friday, Pam posted this on her blog.

12/17/2007
P.S.

We’re working things out…

Whatevs.

They’re working out who keeps the STDs in the divorce.

From her website:

12/13/2007
No reality show!

I WAS considering….. Only to promote and have people see what it’s like to create a show and be on stage starring in a big Vegas production.-(probably not happening anymore) not my family life. (Never my kids) I have to make a lot of big decisions. The choices I have to make now are about quality of life. And meaning. Not about money or fame for no good reason. I know I’ve made a lot of mistakes. But no regrets- Just living such a huge dream….I’m blessed. So many options. I can’t complain. I can be confused.

So there you have it.

I guess she gives a shit about this marriage.

Yes, yes, kids.

You heard it here first.

Pamela Anderson has decided to destroy her third shot at marriage by agreeing to star in a reality show about her relationship. The show will air on E! sometime in 2008.

Says an inside source: “Think Nick and Jessica’s show [MTV's Newlyweds], but with a lot more sex and a crazier family life.”

Why do celebrities do this? It’s the most sure way to ruin a marriage.

I take that back. The most sure way to ruin a marriage is to marry Pamela Anderson. This is the second-surest way.

What do you think they’ll call this trainwreck?

Pamela Anderson says five more years and she’s headed back to Canada!

“I get offers to do movies and TV all the time. I say no to everything. Drives my agent crazy,” she tells USA Today. “But I’m lazy. I don’t want to work. I want to be with my kids. So I just fly in from L.A., do a few days of shows and go back home.”

Pam says she steps in at her sons’ school in Malibu to assist as “Multiplication Mom for the fourth-grade boys.” I assure you, Pamela, there is no multiplication being learned in that classroom.

“Five more years of tits and ass and I’ll go back to Canada,” she says. “I’ve got some land. It’ll be time.”

Just five more years of this, people. Just five more years.