I’m starting to question the existence of network executive brain matter.  The Molly Shannon and Selma Blair comedy Kath & Kim premiered with 7.5 million viewers on October 9th.  One month later, 5.1 million viewers.  They are obviously in big trouble.  So NBC has done the only logical thing.  They signed Pamela Anderson for a guest role and ordered up a full season of new episodes.  I get that tits are popular but are they two and a half million viewers popular?  With all the porn available on the net, I just can’t envision masses of viewers racing to their sets because Pamela Anderson Lee Ritchie Salomon is on TV.  Miracles do happen and maybe Our Sister of Silicone can save the day.  But I doubt it.

Perhaps I’m just feeling a little bitter over NBC’s axing of Las Vegas.  Still.

First Aubrey O’Day, now Pam Anderson.

Everyone’s getting all kissy-face with their doggies!

Here’s Pamela Anderson and a “mystery man” at the Vivienne Westwood show at London Fashion Week.

Seriously this bitch is smoking so much crack these days.

You guys may think I’m kidding, but I’m not. Pam has been out of her head high in every single photo I’ve seen of her in the past couple of weeks. She’s losing her shit, and fast.

Rehab. Soon. Count on it.

Pamela Anderson was in Rome to promote Pam: Girl on the Loose (”Spirito Libero!”) and the normally photogenic Pammy can’t seem to hold still for a single decent shot on the red carpet. This happens every now and then with Pam. You know, when she’s high.

God, she looks worked.

They should just skip the bullshit and call this show Pam: Loose Girl.

Word on the street is that Pamela Anderson has a new man — and he’s royalty.

He’s from the United Arab Emirates, and he’s apparently a member of of Abu Dhabi’s royal family.

Pamela calls him her “Milk-Sheik,” because she’s a moron like that, and won’t tell anyone except her very closest friends what his real name is. She met him when she traveled to Abu Dhabi in June with the Make-A-Wish Foundation.

Most recently, the couple were spotted hanging out with friends this weekend at the Abbey, a gay bar in West Hollywood. “He’s very handsome,” says a source.

I wanted to post a family photo of the Abu Dhabi royal family so that we could all guess which one Pam was porking, but they’re not exactly on Facebook, you know? Anyone know where I can find pics of this clan?

I haven’t been following this story too closely, but apparently Pam Anderson is living in the Big Brother: Australia house as their celebrity roommate, and the Big Brother house is supported by KFC, which treats chickens badly, and everyone was all like “OMG! How un-PETA of her!” So now she’s all bombarding the KFC offices in Australia to tell them to be nicer to chickens.

Whatever.

I like the nerdy dude with the glasses standing next to her. This guy doesn’t care about chickens at all. He’s just pretending to care about chickens so he can be like “Hey! I’m standing next to Pamela Anderson!” He probably tortures chickens when he’s at home alone. And by “tortures” I mean he dresses them up like Pamela Anderson and then licks them. Pam’s shorts look like enough torture. I feel like I should bombard the Big Brother house with a sign that says “Pamela: Stop Labia Abuse!”

Oooooooooof course.

These two are like the Ross & Rachel of the real world.

Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee are reportedly living together again.

Pamela and the kids have moved in with me,” Tommy tells Rolling Stone. “It’s awesome, man. It’s definitely working. You can tell on the kids’ faces — they’re happy when we’re together … We’ve only given it a try 800 times — 801, here we go.”

Note: I know this photo includes Courtney Love, and Courtney Love has nothing to do with this story. But I found it while searching for photos of Pam and Tommy — it’s from 2005 — and I just thought it was funny as all hell.

Pamela Anderson is in DC for the White House Press Correspondents Association Dinner (why was I not invited???), and she decided to make a stop on Capitol Hill and hand-deliver a PETA report on outdated animal tests performed by the U.S. government to the Department of Health and Human Services.

I think what the report indicates is that there are safer, less cruel ways to test products on animals, but the government insists on using older methods anyway.

The guy she’s with is totally gay an SVP at PETA.