Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr were caught going at it on the balcony. You can tell it’s all steamy passionate due to the face clutching we see going on in the photo. Either this is a blatant photo op or these kids truly are crazy about each other.

Engagement announcement on the horizon perhaps?

Here’s Orlando Bloom wandering about in various states of undress on the set of his latest film “Sympathy For Delicious”. Personally, his sexy peaked for me when he was Legolas in Lord of the Rings. Something about those silky blond locks and pointy ears really got to me. I think Jakey G has him beat on the whole “shirtless-movie-set-posing”  but he’s not half bad. 

Despite reports from this weekend, Orlando Bloom is denying reports that he and Miranda Kerr are engaged. “These rumors are not true,” he says.

You can breathe a sigh of relief now, ladies.

Finally, a couple I can stand!  Orlando Bloom and Victoria’s Secret Model Miranda Kerr are engaged and planning a wedding for next summer.  I need these two to get on the procreating right away.  I cannot even fathom what the genetics of these two could possibly produce.

Thanks Down Unda!

Ick!!!

Super-hottie model Miranda Kerr has reportedly broken up with boyfriend Orlando Bloom — and landed back in the arms of her ex, greasy, alcoholic billionaire Brandon Davis.

Brandon and Miranda were spotted sucking face all over the NYC club scene earlier this week.

Who would want to kiss Brandon Davis? I’d honestly be worried about horrible acne break-outs with my skin in such close proximity to all his grease. It seems like quite a risk to take for someone who makes her living based on her looks! I hope she’s using her ProActiv at night!

This photo was taken of Orlando and Miranda going on vacation together in late June — so something must have happened recently to disturb their romance. Wonder what it was.

What you’re looking at is a picture of Orlando Bloom’s $2.7M L.A. mansion, which he recently opted to paint black, pissing off neighbors like Charlize Theron and Scarlett Johannson.

“Charlize and Scarlett were a bit taken aback,” a source tells British tab The Sun. “Most go for white, but Orlando went completely the other way. It’s a bit weird, but that’s Orlando - he’s an original guy.”

I gotta say, it looks kind of cool.

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It looks like it!

In addition to his ­recent fling with Jessica Simpson, 27, the Pirates of the Caribbean hunk, 30, is on a fast-track romance with model Miranda Kerr, 24.

“They’ve been friends for a long time,” a source tells Us Weekly. “But they only decided to give it a go a few weeks back.”

On ­October 18, Bloom turned out to support the Aussie stunner at the Victoria’s Secret Phi Beta Pink party in Beverly Hills.

An insider tells Us the couple took an amorous jaunt to East Hampton, New York, on October 4 and 5.

While at dinner at the 1770 House, they held hands and sipped wine. Gushes the source, “Miranda’s very into him!”

I think what this girl really needs are longer legs.