Oprah Rejected By Schizophrenic Child
Wednesday, October 7th, 2009Little Jani Schofield may be the smartest seven year old that I’ve ever seen. She was on yesterday’s Oprah (film only, her parents were in the studio) because she’s a little girl that has been diagnosed with schizophrenia. You know why she’s a headline-maker to me, though? Because she screamed right in Oprah’s big potato head face.
You know, this child is mentally ill, but that doesn’t make her a Malti-Poo. And I think she didn’t appreciate Oprah talking to her like she was one. This clip proves one thing: Oprah’s condescending demeanor stops for no one. Schofield just kept screaming, “I don’t want to talk to you!” which is basically my dream come true. I often fantasize about agreeing to go on Oprah and at the first sign of Oprah giving me a dismissive nod or interrupting me because she just knows what I’m going to say next, I’d yell, “I don’t want to talk to you! Get away from me! I wanna be on Tyyyyyyyrrrrraaaaa!”
Anyway, it’s been said that children can see auras and are extremely perceptive about people’s energy. Do we need more evidence? Today, I salute you Jani Schofield as well as every voice in your head. You’re all awesome!








