Omarosa begins her studies on Monday at United Theological Seminary in Ohio as she works toward obtaining a doctorate in ministry.  That’s right folks!  The Apprentice reality television “star” who made a name for herself by backstabbing anyone in her wake, has found God in a big-time, career sort of way.

The associate dean of the school thinks O — not to be confused with Oprah … I can’t believe she didn’t trademark “O” — is the perfect candidate for the ministry.  Thanks to all her evil-doings, she’ll be relatable to her congregation.  Personally, I’d like to take this moment to say a small prayer for O’s right and completely wayward implant.

Verne Troyer and Omarosa pose together at an event at Avalon in Hollywood.

This woman’s mere existence makes our planet more evil.

Check out this clip of Omarosa’s appearance on The Wendy Williams Show, where the two of them get into it big time. I mean, Omarosa basically walks onto the stage and immediately starts being an enormous bitch. And God bless Wendy Williams for fighting back. I’m only sorry she stayed away from physical violence; I might have just punched the bitch smack in the face.

But Omarosa got what she wanted: publicity.

I just hate that Omarosa’s all about sending the message that to be successful as a woman you also have to be a horrible person. There are ways to be assertive, focused and demanding without behaving like the popular girl from middle school. Ladies: there is a middle ground.