Evil Beet Gossip » Olivia Wilde

Who Is This Toolbox?

Evil Beet — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 04:44:49 +0000

I know this guy kind of looks like the ball-hog you played soccer with when you were eight years old (or is that just me?), but he’s actually married to the phenomenally beautiful Olivia Wilde. And, apparently, some manner of Italian prince. His name is Tao Ruspoli, but every time I see his name I want to call him Teddy Ruxpin.

I’m just totally jealous of anyone who gets to be with Olivia, I know, but whenever I see a pic of this dude I’m just like “Woah. What?” The twosome made a rare red carpet appearance together at the NYC premiere of Fix this weekend.

Another thing I have to share with you guys: Because I’m not at all a stalker, I went through like a million old pictures of Olivia on the photo agency’s website, and I realized that she almost ALWAYS wears pants or a skirt down past her knees. Wanna know why? Because she actually has thighs:

Not at all fat, but definitely bigger than the average starlet’s chicken legs, and you can tell she notices because she never wears short skirts. This comforts me to no end. The hottest woman in the world has trouble areas. Feel free to cuss me out about in the comments — I still think she’s the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen, for the record — but I know I’m not the only woman out there who will feel just a little bit better about herself after knowing that little tidbit.

I Have So Much to Say About the Photos from the Jimmy Choo for H&M Launch

Evil Beet — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:37:15 +0000

So I guess Jimmy Choo is doing a line for H&M. So of course they need to do a big Hollywood launch party for it. And they get a whole bunch of celebs to come. But whoever did the lighting on the red carpet completely fucked it up, so nobody gets to look good except for Hayden Panettiere, who can’t possibly look bad no matter what.

And then you have this completely tragic picture of Olivia Wilde, who is still basically the most beautiful human being on the planet, but she really need to avoid taking photos while standing next to Rashida Jones, who is incredibly tiny. Really it looks like someone did a bad job of Photoshopping them next to each other, like they messed up on the scale.

And also WTF is Paris Hilton wearing? We are NOT bringing back parachute pants, Paris. Not you, not Jimmy Choo, not anyone. We’re not bringing them back. Not now, not ever. Conversation over.

Beet’s Girlfriend And Wendie’s Boyfriend Join Forces to Mildly Amuse Us

Wendie — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 16:25:07 +0000

Protect Insurance Companies PSA from Will Ferrell

Funny or Die has come out with another one of their “Not-So-Funny But I Don’t Feel Like Dying” videos and this one is about the healthcare crisis in the US. It doesn’t matter what it’s about — Jon Hamm is in it. What else do you need to know? Beet’s favorite, Olivia Wilde, is in it as well, but did I mention about Jon Hamm? When I’m not busy having a completely immoral, extra-marital affair with John Krasinski, Hamm’s my man.

Also in the skit are Will Farrell, Thomas Lennon and Robert Ben Garant from Reno 911, Masi Oka (Heroes), Jordana Spiro (My Boys), Donald Faison (Scrubs) and Linda Cardellini (ER). And Jon Hamm. He’s in it too.

Let’s Talk About the Dresses: Olivia Wilde

Evil Beet — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 05:36:12 +0000

Love her, love her, love her.

Perfect.

The only thing is that if you look at the close-ups of her face it looks like she’s been crying all day and they went overboard with the concealer to cover it up.

Olivia Wilde: Still Prettier Than You

Evil Beet — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 17:30:58 +0000

I just kind of think that House’s Olivia Wilde is the most beautiful person on earth. Every time I see her I’m just like, “Wow. She’s prettier than me by a lot.” That’s kind of how I approach every other woman on the planet. I’m just like, “Is she prettier than me or uglier than me? By what degree? If she’s prettier than me, what could I do to be more pretty like her?” And with Olivia it’s just like “Nothing. There is nothing you can do to be this pretty.”

Here’s Olivia at a fashion event in BevHills. Also there: Debra Messing and Rumer Willis.

Yes, You Will Be Watching House Next Week

Evil Beet — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 19:55:38 +0000

Oh look.

It’s Olivia Wilde.

Getting it on with a chick.

This is actually a super hot make-out scene. Love the hair-pulling. I’m so into hair-pulling.

I’ve met Olivia before. She’s actually more beautiful in person, if that’s even conceivable.