Noah Cryus wore what looks like a cut-down version of a Fredericks Of Hollywood teddy, some knee-high boots and bright red lipstick to a Halloween party over the weekend. This isn’t the first time the nine year old girl has been dressed wayyyyy too sexy for her age. She and her BFF cousin Emily also walked a red carpet in swimsuits earlier this year. It doesn’t help that the girls make over-sexualized, flirty eyes at the camera. Whatever innocence could be used to defend these trashy costumes is immediately made irrelevant when you see how very aware these girls are of what they are “supposed” to be imitating.

If I were to imagine how this came about, I would think that, like most children, Noah put in a costume request to her mom and they went shopping together and picked this out. Well, probably more like mom put in a call to a stylist who brought over several options and the two of them agreed upon this one. That right there is the problem. At least four more inches of fabric need to be on that costume, and Tish Cryus should not only recognize, but demand that her daughter pick something more suitable. That’s the way these things work. That’s how you ensure that your daughter doesn’t dress like this every day by the time she’s 14. Not to mention the absolutely miserable message this sends to girls who are fans of Miley and see that her sister dresses like this, allowing to think that on any planet, anywhere that this is an appropriate way for a young girl to dress.

Nine-year-old Noah Cyrus — yes, Miley’s little sister — and her friend Emily Reeves walked the red carpet at a recent Hollywood event wearing these.

The pedophile-enchanting twosome also have a YouTube show, just in case they weren’t — uh — exposed enough already.

Honestly, if I say the one on the right has chubby thighs, would that help ensure that she doesn’t wear anything like that on the red carpet for at least another decade? Because I will do it. Seriously I’m trying to save this girl’s life. This would be one thing if she were, say, going swimming, but WTF kind of parent lets their nine-year-old child on the red carpet dressed like this? I watch the search-engine traffic on this website, and it is very shocking how many people stumble in searching for something like “child porn” or “children naked” or “children sexy” or something equally disgusting and disturbing. (Of course none of that exists on this site, it’s just a strange feature of the way search engines work.) But, look, these people are out there looking for children to view sexually. I see them come in here every single day. At least put some pants on your pre-pubescent child before you put her on the red carpet.

Miley Cyrus’s little sister, Noah, arrives with her parents at the premiere of Bolt in LA.

Is this the next Jamie-Lynn Spears?

Lord, I hope not. She’s so adorable. Video of her singing with her dad below. Tragically, I think this sweet, innocent child is going to wind up in show business, and utterly corrupted.