Life & Style Weekly is reporting that Christina Aguilera’s baby was delivered via C-section at Cedars-Sinai today.

Not sure if Nicole beat her out or not. I assume she’s delivered by now, too.

Those babies are going to be born within HOURS of each other! CRAZINESS!!!

Joel Madden was spotted walking into the delivery area of L.A.’s Cedars-Sinai Medical Center.

He was overheard saying, “She’s going to start pushing soon.”

Bro Benji is also there.

Yay, now that the baby’s out of her, Nicole can go back to doing cocaine and tequila shots.

Bring on the crazy!!!

Joel Madden’s big bro spilled the beans: Nicole is due sometime in the next week.

“That’s all we know,” he said. “We don’t know what [gender] it is. We don’t know any names. I’m being completely honest, I swear!”

Yay! Our first celeb baby of 2008!!!

Seriously, will this bitch just pop out this kid and go back to snorting coke so she can be interesting again?

I know, I know. That’s a horrible thing to say. But, okay, can you guys honestly say you’re not bored as hell of picture after picture of Nicole at some dumbass charity event? With babies and helping and shit?

You know what no one’s Googling? “Nicole Richie helping.” No one is searching for that. People are searching for “Nicole Richie naked” and “Nicole Richie DUI” and “Nicole Richie cocaine.”

Help a sister make a buck here, Nicole.

Joel Madden and Nicole Richie launched the Richie-Madden Children’s Foundation in Los Angeles this afternoon.

The Richie Madden Children’s Foundation will create and promote an online registry to inspire the purchases of items for moms and their families in need. Anyone in the country will be able to buy from the registry. The registry link will live on the Richie Madden Children’s Foundation website for at least six months and will be updated regularly based on the needs of the LA Free Clinic and other participating clinics.

If that registry exists right now, I can’t find it.

You can read the entire press release here.

“Nicole and I have been playing together since we were two years old. I was just telling her, ‘I want a baby so that our babies can play together.’”

Paris Hilton, to People magazine.

“When I found out that I was pregnant, there was just something inside of me that felt a responsibility to mend any issues that I’ve had with my parents in the past, because, listen, I’ve put them through a lot.”

Nicole Richie, to Access Hollywood.

Nicole adds that she doesn’t know the sex of the baby, mostly at the request of Joel Madden. “If he wasn’t at every doctor’s appointment, I probably would have found out by now just behind his back and not told him,” she says.