Here’s Nicole Richie, actually attending traffic school like she’s supposed to after her DUI.

Celebrities?

Not violating parole?

What will they come up with next?

Here are some fun candid photos that someone found on Photobucket of Mary-Kate Olsen, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden smoking cigarettes and getting drunk (well, Nicole seems to be drinking water) at what is either a birthday party or some manner of party celebrating flannel as fashion. Because there is a lot of flannel in these shots. Seriously unless the invite specifically said “WEAR FLANNEL,” you’d think at some point these girls would look at themselves in photos and think, “God, we are such tools.”

Tons more photos after the jump.

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At the Crystal + Lucy awards in Beverly Hills on Tuesday.

Here’s Nicole Richie wandering through Midtown Manhattan. She’d be totally unrecognizable, except for the fact that no one else on the planet wears sunglasses that absurdly large. Like, seriously, Geordi La Forge is somewhere like, “Man, those glasses look ridiculous.”*

Where’s the baby, Nicole???

*Yeah, I made a Star Trek joke. What’re you gonna do about it?

I love this picture.

Here’s Lionel Richie with his daughters, Nicole and Sophia (age 9) at the ASCAP Pop Awards.

I love how Sophia’s trying to give the camera that sexy/don’t-fuck-with-me look that Nicole and Paris mastered years ago. She’s nine! And this isn’t, like, just a one-time thing. She’s using that look in every photo of her from this event. It’s really, really cute and really, really sad, all at the same time.

Meanwhile: Nicole looks great. Tired, but great.

Motherhood suits her. She’s got this new mature, maternal glow about her. I love it.

Here’s Nicole in Miu-Miu at the LA screening of Trembled Blossoms.

Knowing her frenemy Nicole Richie would be sporting her huge post-pregnancy tits at the DCMA store opening in LA, Paris Hilton broke out her Super Ultra Power Bra to attend the same event.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH ha ha ha ha ha.

What a fucking bitch.