Here’s a post-pregnancy Nicole Richie at the DCMA store opening in LA.

She looks much older. And tired. I guess a baby will do that.

Whatever. I’m not gonna act like parading around LA like you own stock in Hippie Gypsy makes one a bad mother; it does not. I guess I just had this secret hope that motherhood was going help Nicole stop dressing like a teenaged cokehead on a four-day bender.

Oh well.

She’s got a little necklace with an “H” on it, I assume for daughter Harlow, and not to help her remember which last name belongs to her and which belongs to Christina Ricci. Although we can never be sure.

Baby Harlow Madden reaches out for your help on the cover of the new People magazine.

“Please! Take me somewhere with fooooooood!”

Nicole Richie rocks those post-pregnancy titties at a party in Los Angeles to celebrate L.A. Reid.

That dress is horrendous, but her boobs sure do look great.

MediaTakeOut is claiming they are.

Take it with a grain of salt, people.

This could be anyone’s baby, and MediaTakeOut is infamously unreliable. But I thought I’d share ‘em anyway, just in case.

Proud Papa Joel Madden is blogging about the new addition to his family: Harlow Winter Kate Madden, born last Friday.

Well I am finally home with my beautiful girlfriend and our brand new little daughter. Harlow Winter Kate Madden was born on January 11th 2008 at 3:13pm. She weighed in at 6 pounds and 7 ounces. She is 19 inches long and growing everyday already! She really is a wonderful addition to the GC/DCMA/DEADEXEC family.We are so blessed to have this beautiful little baby in our lives.I want to thank everyone for all the love and kind words they’ve sentour way. We apologize we werent accepting and gifts/cards/calls at thehospital, but if you’d like to send something, we’d rather you make a donation to the richie-madden foundation, which we started in Harlow Winter’s honor. She looks so much like her mom its crazy! She eats like a little maniac and shes really sweet. She barely ever cries ,even when daddy is changing her diaper, and believe me i suck when it comes to diapers, but im learning! I cant wait to show off some pictures, until then, THANKS!! and GOD BLESS….. Joel

Awwww, he changes diapers!

Jennifer Garner would be proud!

The couple’s rep confirms the birth of Harlow Winter Kate Madden, born Friday at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, weighing 6 lbs., 7 oz.

“The beautiful healthy baby girl left the hospital with her ecstatic parents,” says the rep.

Awwww.

Congrats to Nicole and Joel!

Life & Style Weekly is reporting that Christina Aguilera’s baby was delivered via C-section at Cedars-Sinai today.

Not sure if Nicole beat her out or not. I assume she’s delivered by now, too.

Those babies are going to be born within HOURS of each other! CRAZINESS!!!