Hey. I’m just saying what everyone else is thinking.
Also, it has just occurred to me that the Tower of Badass that is Joel Madden can’t be much taller than, say, 5′3. His bio says he’s 5′9″, but there’s just no way that’s true. Nicole is barely 5′2″. She’s wearing flats in these pictures, and he’s hardly taller than she is. So, like, Joel Madden, hardcore rocker/heart-breaker, comes up to my shoulder. Awesome.
Why don’t they just come out and call it The Simple Life Goes Camp? That would be a lot more accurate.
Update: Images removed. Related: E! Networks staffers are fucking geniuses.
We’re Kids Incorporated, K-I-D-S! Yeah! [Buzznet]
I don’t know much about Robin Thicke, but he looks like Russell Crowe and Justin Timberlake’s secret love child, and — perhaps not surprisingly — his new music video is creating quite a bit of buzz. [Allie is Wired]
Antonella Barba in Playboy? Hef says it’s a “very real possibility.” [Rumorficial]
Jared Leto is physically injured. The celebratory potluck will be held this evening at Perez Hilton’s house. [Ninja Dude]
I swear, the only people who have any right to be hospitalized for “dehydration” live in countries where the nearest hospital is 500 miles away and is also a tent. But Nicole Richie hits up an L.A. ER with this ubiquitous A-list ailment. [dlisted]
Avril Lavigne, you are soooo badass. [The Blemish]
Victoria Beckham is chased by pot-bellied pigs. ‘Nuff said. [Agent Bedhead]
Britney leaves Promises to attend an AA meeting in Santa Monica. And Perez wins this link by being the only blogger with the sense to clip the other people out of the pic. [Perez Hilton]
The Associated Press has revoked Paris Hilton’s media privileges. [The Blemish]
Hide your crack; Bobby Brown’s out of jail. [Celebrity Smack]
Nicole Richie is not engaged to Joel Madden, people — she’s wearing a ring because we haven’t been writing enough about her lately. Sorry, Nicole. Our bad. We won’t let it happen again. [POTP]
If Rumer Willis wasn’t enough for you, her fifteen-year-old sister, Scout, is now officially drinking age. [dlisted]
Nick Cannon’s not married, just totally pussy-whipped. [Glitterati]
Jessica Simpson on the set of her aptly named film, Blonde Ambition. [A Socialite's Life]
I completely forgot that ANTM premiered this week, so thank goodness someone thought to recap it. [IBBB]
Yay! Trista and Ryan from The Bachelorette are expecting a baby! [Gone Hollywood]
Donald Trump may pull a Britney. [Cele|bitchy]
The Beckham’s actual reality was too dull, so they’ve created scripted characters for their “reality” show. You know, just like every other reality show ever. [POTP]
Kurt Cobain would have been forty this Tuesday. [Bree]
Reese Witherspoon and George Clooney? I’m sure this is not true, but I’ll dutifully pass along the rumor. [Holy Candy]
Paris Hilton’s birthday party in Vegas had not a single A-lister. She partied with midgets and monkeys. She’s probably going to check herself into rehab tomorrow just so someone will pay attention to her. [The Blemish]
Mischa Barton’s kid sister checks into rehab. [A Socialite's Life]
Nicole Richie pleads not guilty to DUI, writes heartfelt thank-you letter to Britney Spears. [Hollywood Grind]
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