Archive for the ‘Nicole Kidman’ Category
Sunday Rose’s Monday
Tuesday, November 17th, 2009The Country Awards No One Cares About Were Last Night
Wednesday, November 11th, 2009I was so confused. I knew there was some sort of country music award ceremony this week and pictures from the 57th Annual BMI Country Awards came across the wire this morning. Now, I wouldn’t attend an awards show that reminded me of my body mass index either, but I was surprised to see how few celebs attended. Like, Keith Urban, Nicole Kidman and Taylor Swift were there, but not too many more notables (if you can count Chris Sligh of American Idol “fame” as a notable).
It took a little bit of research for me to learn that the awards that people actually pay attention to, the CMAs, are tonight. Prepare for a blinding photo gallery tomorrow full of the over-whitened teeth and liberal use of sequins that I’ve come to expect from Nashville.
A Very Vintage Quotables
Thursday, October 8th, 2009“To be honest, I am completely natural. I have nothing in my face or anything. I wear sunscreen, and I don’t smoke. I take care of myself. And I’m very proud to say that.”
Absorb this statement, really let it sink in. Then jump.
Naomi Watts in a Wheelchair
Saturday, July 18th, 2009
Don’t worry, Naomi Watts isn’t dying. She pulled a Gerald Ford when she arrived in Rome today for a short vacation with husband Liev Schreiber and son, Sasha. After tumbling down the steps while exiting her aircraft, Watts was escorted through the airport in a wheelchair by airport staff. However, there are no reports of any serious injury, so it was probably just a liability precaution on the part of the airport.
You can continue with your lives now, knowing that Naomi Watts is hale, healthy, and free to go on being mistaken for Nicole Kidman.
Still Going Strong!
Sunday, July 12th, 2009Is Nicole Kidman Pregnant?
Wednesday, May 13th, 2009
I almost wrote about the possibility of Nicole Kidman being pregnant a couple of weeks ago, but I thought I might be reading more into a situation than actually existed. I’ve, um, been know to do that. However, now my suspicions have been validated.
While looking at pictures of Nik on the wire, I noticed that she’s doing that weird, scapulae-forward pose and that to me just says “knocked up.” I know there is absolutely no scientific data to my hypothesis but that really applies to all the predictions I make, don’t you think?
Now, she’s dropped out of Woody Allen’s yet-to-be-titled movie that is set to start filming this summer. If that isn’t code for “gestating,” I don’t know what is.
Here’s hoping Nicole and hubby Keith Urban are expecting another little day of the week to join sister Sunday.









































