I almost wrote about the possibility of Nicole Kidman being pregnant a couple of weeks ago, but I thought I might be reading more into a situation than actually existed.  I’ve, um, been know to do that.  However, now my suspicions have been validated.

While looking at pictures of Nik on the wire, I noticed that she’s doing that weird, scapulae-forward pose and that to me just says “knocked up.”   I know there is absolutely no scientific data to my hypothesis but that really applies to all the predictions I make, don’t you think?

Now, she’s dropped out of Woody Allen’s yet-to-be-titled movie that is set to start filming this summer.  If that isn’t code for “gestating,” I don’t know what is.

Here’s hoping Nicole and hubby Keith Urban are expecting another little day of the week to join sister Sunday.

Rumors swirled that Nicole might be expecting another baby (so soon!) after she showed up at the Tokyo premiere of Australia looking a little larger than usual and clutching her belly conspicuously as she walked the red carpet with co-star Hugh Jackman.

What do you guys think? Preggers?

And what do you think of her dress? That is QUITE a lot of tassle. It would certainly help to disguise any baby bump. Now if only Nicole would stop holding her tummy like she’s pregnant …

Can we issue a warrant for the arrest of Gwyneth Paltrow’s stylist?  Her Grammy ensemble left me dumb and blind for several minutes.

Also behind the scenes at the Grammy Awards, Nicole Kidman’s facial muscles have left the building, Queen Latifah is still working on her healthy weight, Leann Rimes’ husband struck the “Yes, she’s pregnant!” pose,  and Katy Perry’s performance dress completely cancels out all the positive that had been accomplished by her red carpet look.

“People are spending too much time modeling for some fucking clothing company instead of acting, and I resent it.  It’s like, ‘Are you going to do the Chanel ad today? I thought you were in the middle of shooting a fucking movie.’”

Sean Penn in a Rolling Stone interview, expressing his disgust towards actors who aren’t focused on their craft.  Pictured above, receiving his Oscar a few years back from Nicole Kidman, his co-star in the 2005 movie The Interpreter.  Oh, and former Chanel model.

Australia was an epic fail.  As if you needed further encouragement to wait for it to come out on Netflix, even Nicole Kidman thought it was a bad movie.  Yeah, she squirmed through watching this thing.  In a radio interview she admitted that sitting in a theater, and watching her performance in Australia, made her flee the country.

She said she was so nervous about her performance that she fled Australia as soon as the premiere was over with her husband and their five-month-old daughter Sunday Rose.

“We ran because I didn’t want to read anything. I didn’t want to know.”

I hate to break this to Nic, but there are scathing critics in every country.

“People are going to see Nicole playing it and think it’s all right. It bastardizes our culture. I will guarantee she has no more children. It is not meant to be played by women as it will make them barren.”

Award-winning actor, screenwriter and Aboriginal language teacher Richard Green, to the Sydney Morning Herald, regarding Nicole Kidman playing a didgeridoo while promoting her latest movie on a German television show. Among Aboriginal Australians, there is a strong taboo against women playing the instrument.

Give the lady a break! She was married to Tom Cruise for years. At this point, she’s just happy to put her mouth on any cylindrical object that doesn’t close its eyes and call her Frank.

Nicole Kidman’s acting talent knows no bounds.  She won an Academy Award for playing Virginia Woolf in The Hours.  She was virtually unrecognizable in that movie.  Now she’s filming The Danish Girl where she plays the first post-op transsexual.  This chick is always choosing projects that really challenge and stretch her abilities.  Here is Nicole in her newest role portraying a car seat.  She’s amazing; she can play anything.