“To be honest, I am completely natural. I have nothing in my face or anything. I wear sunscreen, and I don’t smoke. I take care of myself. And I’m very proud to say that.”

Absorb this statement, really let it sink in.  Then jump.

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Don’t worry, Naomi Watts isn’t dying. She pulled a Gerald Ford when she arrived in Rome today for a short vacation with husband Liev Schreiber and son, Sasha. After tumbling down the steps while exiting her aircraft, Watts was escorted through the airport in a wheelchair by airport staff. However, there are no reports of any serious injury, so it was probably just a liability precaution on the part of the airport.

You can continue with your lives now, knowing that Naomi Watts is hale, healthy, and free to go on being mistaken for Nicole Kidman.

It’s rare that we see these two together anymore, but Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman were spotted taking in a movie in NYC Sunday afternoon. I wonder if they saw Bruno!

I almost wrote about the possibility of Nicole Kidman being pregnant a couple of weeks ago, but I thought I might be reading more into a situation than actually existed.  I’ve, um, been know to do that.  However, now my suspicions have been validated.

While looking at pictures of Nik on the wire, I noticed that she’s doing that weird, scapulae-forward pose and that to me just says “knocked up.”   I know there is absolutely no scientific data to my hypothesis but that really applies to all the predictions I make, don’t you think?

Now, she’s dropped out of Woody Allen’s yet-to-be-titled movie that is set to start filming this summer.  If that isn’t code for “gestating,” I don’t know what is.

Here’s hoping Nicole and hubby Keith Urban are expecting another little day of the week to join sister Sunday.

Rumors swirled that Nicole might be expecting another baby (so soon!) after she showed up at the Tokyo premiere of Australia looking a little larger than usual and clutching her belly conspicuously as she walked the red carpet with co-star Hugh Jackman.

What do you guys think? Preggers?

And what do you think of her dress? That is QUITE a lot of tassle. It would certainly help to disguise any baby bump. Now if only Nicole would stop holding her tummy like she’s pregnant …

Can we issue a warrant for the arrest of Gwyneth Paltrow’s stylist?  Her Grammy ensemble left me dumb and blind for several minutes.

Also behind the scenes at the Grammy Awards, Nicole Kidman’s facial muscles have left the building, Queen Latifah is still working on her healthy weight, Leann Rimes’ husband struck the “Yes, she’s pregnant!” pose,  and Katy Perry’s performance dress completely cancels out all the positive that had been accomplished by her red carpet look.

“People are spending too much time modeling for some fucking clothing company instead of acting, and I resent it.  It’s like, ‘Are you going to do the Chanel ad today? I thought you were in the middle of shooting a fucking movie.’”

Sean Penn in a Rolling Stone interview, expressing his disgust towards actors who aren’t focused on their craft.  Pictured above, receiving his Oscar a few years back from Nicole Kidman, his co-star in the 2005 movie The Interpreter.  Oh, and former Chanel model.