Drew and Nick Lachey participate in the Fifth Annual Autism Speaks celebrity golf tournament in LA.
It’s great that they’re supporting an autism charity, but honestly? They look kind of ridiculous. There’s no turn-off quite like a man in golf shorts.
I like my men in firefighter uniforms. Ass-less firefighter uniforms, to be specific.
Hey guys, look, it’s Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo! Leaving an uneventful dinner! In a car! Sober!
But this is a fun picture because Vanessa looks like she’s crying and Nick’s giving the camera a look like “Yeah, I just put that ho in her place.”
In actuality, if you look at all of the photos, it’s clear that V just has something in her eye and they caught Nick at a bad angle, but, still.
This is how gossip is born.
Nick Lachey rocks a really stupid shirt at the “Clash of the Choirs” full rehearsal this weekend.
I can’t believe I used to have a crush on this guy.
He just seems like such a boring tool lately.
Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo celebrate their joint birthdays by being boring and adorable at club LAX in Vegas.
They’re sooooo boring.
But soooo cute.
Nick Lachey knows exactly what’s happening later tonight.
Honestly, Vanessa, if you don’t want us to write these things about you, don’t pose for photos with your face that close to his penis.
At a pool party in San Juan.
They take home leftovers!
Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo exit a Beverly Hills eatery on Tuesday night.
I wonder if they’ll eat it naked in a jacuzzi. With knives.
Nah, they’ve probably learned their lesson.
Photo credit: Splash News
So remember back when we had those pics of Vanessa and Nick in a hot tub that I had to pull because they threatened to sue me?
Even though OK magazine said they paid $400,000 for the shots to keep them private, some Spanish magazine called Toxic got the uncensored versions of the pics and ran them. They’re not the shots of the couple doing the nasty, but they’re some very naked pics of Vanessa, who doesn’t shave down there, if you know what I mean.
You can view them here and here.
Jessica Simpson is having a wonderful day today.
The doggy-style couple put on a brave face at the grand opening of Atelier in NYC. We know what your O face looks like, Nick …
