No, I’m not talking about the fact that Hulk Hogan was spotted leaving a Beverly Hills medical clinic with his two children this afternoon, carrying little bags of medicine, although that’s certainly intriguing. (A family outbreak of pink eye? Stomach flu? Herpes?)

I am talking about the fanny pack.

Someone, please explain.

It’s a happy holiday for the family of John Graziano.

He’s been in a coma since that horrible accident involving Nick Hogan, but he was recently semi-conscious, and even opened his eyes.

According to Debra Graziano, her son is still unable to breathe without a machine and remains unable to speak, but seems to be making strides toward some form of communication. She said John recently leaned away from her when she tried to touch his face.

I know we’re all praying that John makes a full recovery.

Don’t do stupid shit, people!!!!

New evidence suggests that Nick Hogan/Bollea was going 100 MPH before the crash that critically injured his friend and passenger, John Graziano.

But even worse — Nick had been drinking that day, and the beer was supplied by Hulk!

A receipt from Albertson’s Liquor Store at 2:14 p.m. on the day of the accident for $78 of beer and ice. A clerk, June Hoopingarer, said Hulk Hogan, whose real name is Terry Bollea, bought the beer and was accompanied by his son and several other young men … The report says [Nick] Bollea and his friends spent the day of the accident on a boat with [Hulk] Hogan. [Nick] Bollea’s friends, who are all at least 21 years old, were drinking beer. No one reported seeing Bollea drinking alcohol, although it was found in his system after the crash.

Nick is only 17 years old!

I’m no legal expert, but if he was drinking, and his father bought the beer, could his father be held legally accountable for the consequences of his drinking and driving?

Could father and son go to jail???

The 911 tape from Nick Bollea (Hogan)’s crash in August has been released.

You can listen here.

TampaBay.com is streaming it right now, and I think their server is really overloaded, so if you can’t listen to it now, try back later.

Nick Hogan and his mom, Linda, go shopping in Beverly Hills on Friday.

Linda had filed for divorce from her husband, Hulk Hogan, on Tuesday, unbeknownst to the general public — and to Hulk.

Everyone found out later that day.

I can’t tell what the emotion is in his eyes.

Is it regret? Anger? Boredom? Apathy?

Your best friend’s in the hospital because your ass was drinking and street racing, Nick, and you’ve been arrested in connection with it. Now would be a good time to cry for the cameras, buddy.

Nick Hogan was arrested today on charges stemming from the August street race that left one of his best friends critically injured.

Also: HE WAS DRINKING!!!

In addition to the reckless driving charge, authorities cited Bollea for using a motor vehicle in commission of a felony, being a driver under 21 operating a vehicle with a breath-alcohol level of .02 percent or higher and having illegal window tinting.

The Hogans issued the following statement:

“Nick and the entire ‘Hogan’ Bollea family are saddened that criminal charges have been filed in regards to the tragic single car accident on August 26, 2007. Nick will meet and answer these charges in the appropriate arena – a court of law. The family’s primary focus and concern still remains for the continued recovery of Nick’s longtime friend John Graziano. The Bolleas will also continue to stand by the Graziano family and help them in any way they can.

The tragedy to both families is compounded by the fact that unfortunately John was not wearing his seatbelt. Thankfully, Nick was wearing his. Because of what happened to John, the entire Bollea family will make it a priority to increase public awareness about the importance of always wearing your seatbelt.

There has been much speculation as to the speed and wet road conditions surrounding this accident. Although all the evidence has not been evaluated, preliminary reports from the experts indicate that this was not, in fact, a high-speed accident.

Because Nick is still a juvenile and has no prior criminal record, we are disappointed that he is being charged as an adult offender. However, we are confident that the evidence will demonstrate that this was an accident. We ask all who follow these events to keep an open mind as to the facts until they have been ultimately determined. Finally, we thank all who have prayed for John’s recovery and ask for your continued support and prayers.”

Yeah, motherfuckers. ALWAYS WEAR YOUR SEATBELT WHILE DRINKING AND STREET RACING!!!!!!!!