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Bridget’s Got a New Dude!

Monday, February 9th, 2009

Bridget Marquardt and New Boyfriend Nick Carpenter Pictures Photos

Awww, she looks so happy and gorgeous and radiant!

I’m just delighted for her!

Bridget Marquardt debuted her new man — 29-year-old director Nick Carpenter — on the Grammy red carpet last night. Nick directed her in the upcoming thriller The Telling (which I’m sure is a cinematic masterpiece), and they’ve been a couple since October.

“I really haven’t dated in so long,” she said. “I feel like I’m in high school again.”

She really looks so in love. I’m genuinely happy for her, but I’m also really jealous. I know I haven’t complained about this recently, but sometimes it bothers me that everyone else on the planet seems to have no trouble at all moving from loving relationship to loving relationship, and I’ve been single, oh, forever. I’m a nice person! I have a good personality! And great tits! Why can’t I fall in love, too?