Mariah and Nick are popping up everywhere these days!

Here’s the happy couple at the launch of L.A. Reid’s cosmetics line in NYC.

Yeah, you read that right.

L.A. Reid has a cosmetics line.

Sigh.

It’s becoming increasingly obvious that I need to expand my brand. Focusing on just one thing — like celebrity gossip — is so passe in the business world these days.

What do you guys think?

Evil Beet condoms?

Evil Beet gravy?

Evil Beet chihuahuas?

Oooh, I got it: Evil Beet laxatives! Tagline: “Like the devil himself in your bowels.”

“It’s the best thing that ever happened to me.”

Nick Cannon, on his marriage to Mariah Carey, at Christian Audigier The Nightclub (really???) opening in Las Vegas.

Mostly I’m interested in the fact that Christian Audigier opened an eponymous nightclub in Las Vegas. It’s in Treasure Island. You guys, I think we need Evil Beet The Nightclub. I’m officially looking for financing.

Rumor has it that Nick Cannon — who recently split from model Selita Ebanks — has his eyes set on the reigning Miss USA, Rachel Smith.

“Last week, he sent her several dozen roses, chocolates and balloons,” said a source. “When she opened her apartment door, the hallway was flooded with stuff, and on each item was a different hand-written note from Nick to her.”

The two haven’t actually been on a date yet.

This sounds like something a publicist planted. I just wonder whose publicist.

The singer split up from his fiancee, model Selita Ebanks, five months after they got engaged.

“Selita and Nick are taking a break to focus on their careers but still very much love each other and remain the best of friends,” said Selita’s rep.

Well, Hilary. Your ex-boyfriend is having a baby with his new girlfriend, who got pregnant against all anatomical odds. They’re giving exclusive interviews to Diane Sawyer. He’ll probably marry her soon.

But you, my dear, get to host the Teen Choice Awards!!! Isn’t that a fabulous consolation prize? Well, that, and, you’re not knocked up right now. Or going to jail.

Hilary and Nick Cannon were announced today as the hosts. The show will air August 26 on Fox.