Evil Beet Gossip » Newport Harbor http://evilbeetgossip.film.com Celebrity gossip with an evil twist. Sun, 22 Nov 2009 21:54:38 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 I Am Fairly Convinced That the Cast of Newport Harbor is Composed of the Illegitimate Children of the Cast of Laguna Beach/The Hills http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2007/08/30/i-am-fairly-convinced-that-the-cast-of-newport-harbor-is-composed-of-the-illegitimate-children-of-the-cast-of-laguna-beachthe-hills/ http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2007/08/30/i-am-fairly-convinced-that-the-cast-of-newport-harbor-is-composed-of-the-illegitimate-children-of-the-cast-of-laguna-beachthe-hills/#comments Fri, 31 Aug 2007 03:24:40 +0000 Evil Beet http://www.evilbeetgossip.com/2007/08/30/i-am-fairly-convinced-that-the-cast-of-newport-harbor-is-composed-of-the-illegitimate-children-of-the-cast-of-laguna-beachthe-hills/ Has anyone actually watched this show?

It’s like they secretly bred the best characters from Laguna Beach and The Hills, put them through a rapid aging process, and moved them from the classified government lab in New Mexico to Southern California. Then they brought in film crews.

And I’m not just talking about bitchy personalities and blonde hair. The facial structures are the same. The mannerisms are eerily similar. These people look alike, in a way that is not sufficiently explained by the fact that they all grew up in Southern California. I’m from SoCal, and, yes, everyone looks alike, but not this much alike.

I have taken the time to create some detailed mathematical equations explaining how all this is possible. Please observe.

Kristin Cavallari + Lauren Conrad = Chrissy from Newport Harbor

Spencer Pratt Looks Just Like Grant from Laguna Hills

So? Am I right or am I right?

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