Archive for the ‘Natalie Portman’ Category

Why Do People Date Sean Penn?

Saturday, May 9th, 2009

Sean Penn Dating Natalie Portman Caused Robin Wright Penn Divorce

Ew. Just, ew. Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn’s divorce was finalized just last week, and it looks like part of the reason for the second split was because Sean just couldn’t keep his fingers out of the Natalie Portman honeypot. The two are rumored to have dated before, but sources now say that they have been back together since mid-March, and Sean’s blatant infidelity was the final straw.

Star Magazine reports that the two have been together ever since March 17th, when they were spotted making out at Sunset Tower Hotel’s Tower Bar.

A source tells the magazine, “She stimulates him in ways no other person has, mentally or professionally. There’s a lot more there with Natalie than any of the other girls Sean’s been with.”

Looks like  Wendie’s hopes for a Sean and Madonna revival are not going to be realized.

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Another Natalie Portman Funny or Die Video

Thursday, May 7th, 2009

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis from Between Two Ferns

It’s not really all that funny, but we’re running it because a) Everyone loves Natalie Portman and b) There is a very very cute dog in the video and c) Natalie’s support of micro-finance is awesome and micro-finance is important and potentially world-changing and you should all learn more about it.

Natalie Portman Looks Cold

Friday, November 21st, 2008

Anyone wanna volunteer to warm her up?

On location in NYC for the film Love and Other Impossible Pursuits.

PUPPIES!!!

Monday, October 20th, 2008

See more Natalie Portman videos at Funny or Die

Puppies make everything okay. Natalie Portman and Rashida Jones in bed together doesn’t hurt either.

Natalie Portman Is So Purty

Sunday, August 31st, 2008

Let’s all take a much-needed break from scary politics to remember how beautiful and perfect Natalie Portman is. Here’s the beautiful and perfect Natalie receiving some manner of award at the Venice Film Festival. You’re so pretty and talented, Natalie. I wish I were you.

WTF Is Going On Here?

Monday, July 21st, 2008

This is Natalie Portman, starring in the music video for “Carmensita.” The video’s for her new boyfriend, Venezuelan singer Devendra Barnhart.

If you absolutely insist on watching this, I recommend you drop a lot of acid beforehand. Then come back and explain it to me.

Also: Are we entirely certain that this guy isn’t Jared Leto in disguise?

Stars: They’re Just Like Us!

Friday, June 13th, 2008

Natalie Portman checks herself out in a window while walking her dog.

Hey, at least the dog’s not peeing on her this time.

[Image via Splash]

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