Archive for the ‘Natalie Portman’ Category

Natalie Portman Is So Purty

Sunday, August 31st, 2008

Let’s all take a much-needed break from scary politics to remember how beautiful and perfect Natalie Portman is. Here’s the beautiful and perfect Natalie receiving some manner of award at the Venice Film Festival. You’re so pretty and talented, Natalie. I wish I were you.

WTF Is Going On Here?

Monday, July 21st, 2008

This is Natalie Portman, starring in the music video for “Carmensita.” The video’s for her new boyfriend, Venezuelan singer Devendra Barnhart.

If you absolutely insist on watching this, I recommend you drop a lot of acid beforehand. Then come back and explain it to me.

Also: Are we entirely certain that this guy isn’t Jared Leto in disguise?

Stars: They’re Just Like Us!

Friday, June 13th, 2008

Natalie Portman checks herself out in a window while walking her dog.

Hey, at least the dog’s not peeing on her this time.

[Image via Splash]

Natalie Portman & Scarlett Jo

Monday, February 18th, 2008

Natalie and Scarlett have been doing oodles of press for their new movie “The Other Boleyn Girl.” They were on the Today show for instance.

However, yesterday only Natalie showed up… and she did so in something she made in her third grade art class.

Actress Natalie Portman attends a photocall for ‘The Other Boleyn Girl’

Where was Scarlett? Not sure. But they certainly could have used the press as the movie looks to be dead on impact. If you want to watch a dreadful spoiler laden trailer look no further:

In Case You Missed It

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008

Check out Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson promoting The Other Boleyn Girl on The Today Show.

Scarlett and Natalie Rock the Cover of W

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008

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Lookin’ good, girls.

The Natalie Portman DUI!! Plus: RACIST RANT!!!

Wednesday, December 26th, 2007

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Natalie Portman was arrested early on the morning of December 26 when she drove her car right off PCH and into a Malibu home. She blew a 0.28 and called the arresting officer the n-word. is designing a line of motherfucking vegan shoes.

In collaboration with Te Casan, Portman has designed a collection of vegan-friendly shoes that will debut at the brand’s New York boutique in February 2008.

When is this girl going to do something wrong???? How can one person be so damn flawless?

Damn you, Natalie Portman. Damn you and your do-gooding.

And what exactly makes a pair of shoes vegan?? The shoes have no eggs in them? Yay! I hate it when there’s egg in my shoe. Squish squish.

Quotables

Thursday, November 15th, 2007

Natalie Portman

“I’m not convinced about marriage. Divorce is so easy, and that fact that gay people are not allowed to marry takes much of the meaning out of it. … Committing yourself to one person is sacred.”

Natalie Portman, to InStyle magazine.

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