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Naomi Watts in a Wheelchair

Kelly — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 19:52:54 +0000

Don’t worry, Naomi Watts isn’t dying. She pulled a Gerald Ford when she arrived in Rome today for a short vacation with husband Liev Schreiber and son, Sasha. After tumbling down the steps while exiting her aircraft, Watts was escorted through the airport in a wheelchair by airport staff. However, there are no reports of any serious injury, so it was probably just a liability precaution on the part of the airport.

You can continue with your lives now, knowing that Naomi Watts is hale, healthy, and free to go on being mistaken for Nicole Kidman.

Naomi Watts is Finally Not Pregnant

Wendie — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 20:00:57 +0000

Liev Schreiber and Naomi Watts welcomed their second son yesterday. No word yet on the name but their firstborn is named Alexander. Therefore, I feel confident in saying that this kid has a pretty normal name too. As opposed to Gargoyle or something of that nature. So that gives me peace. Their two sons are sixteen months apart. I did something similarly stupid a couple of years back; it was like having twins. I don’t have nannies though and nannies really do make everything better.

Pic is from Naomi in May. I just used this one because I find pasties generally amusing. Aggressively illuminated pasties? Really amusing.

Being a Good Mommy!

Evil Beet — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 06:04:33 +0000

A pregnant Naomi Watts spends some time with her son, Alexander, in a park in Australia.

Alexander’s papa is Naomi’s longtime boyfriend, Liev Schreiber.

This kid is seriously cute.

So In Love!

Evil Beet — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 07:46:19 +0000

Naomi Watts and her baby-daddy boyfriend Liev Schreiber go for a romantical walk in New York City.

Check out the Birkenstocks on Liev. I haven’t seen a celeb sporting those in awhile. Love it.

Naomi Watts’ Look: Love It or Leave It?

Evil Beet — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 07:07:39 +0000

At the launch of Trump International Hotel & Tower Dubai.

Naomi Watts with No Make-Up

Evil Beet — Mon, 20 Aug 2007 18:21:21 +0000

Leaving Taverna Tony in Malibu last night.

It’s not really a hot-spot, so she probably wasn’t expecting paparazzi. But don’t these celebs know not to leave the house without make-up? You never know who’s watching!!

Naomi Watts is Very Preggers

Evil Beet — Wed, 23 May 2007 17:42:00 +0000

At the NYC premiere of Crazy Love last night.

Howard Stern made an appearance, too, with fiancee Beth Ostrosky.

Naomi Watts Back in Love with Love

Spiteful Lars — Mon, 12 Mar 2007 20:28:57 +0000

Two and half months ago Naomi Watts said:

“I look at those romantic comedies, and I see actors with perfect hair and six-packs, and I feel myself being numbed, and I get angry because I see so much money spent on these things. I don’t mean to sound righteous here,” she continues. “There is need for it, because there are times when I am in a hotel room and need to be numbed.”

“I want a big paycheck, so put me in some dumb romantic comedy any day.”

And now:

Naomi Watts will top line First Look Pictures’ adaptation of Amy Sutherland’s “Kicked, Bitten and Scratched: Life and Lessons at the World’s Premiere School for Exotic Animal Trainers.”

Kristin Hahn and Dana Adam Shapiro will produce the project, developed as a romantic comedy.

Yay! She got her wish! I hope this project is a super duper big paycheck and mind-numbingly dumb on all counts. I hope it is a true affront to humanity so Naomi can rest easy. To recap the issue was not that rom-coms were bad; the issue was that no one had cast her in one yet. You got your wish princess.

Naomi Watts is Preggers!!

Evil Beet — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 22:45:00 +0000

While Naomi Watts has kept mum on the subject of pregnancy rumors, plenty of other folks have been doing the talking for her. Naomi’s Oscars gown was Escada, and a rep for the house issued this press release on Sunday: “The ESCADA gown set off her most precious new asset â€“ the baby she is expecting with longtime boyfriend Liev Schreiber.”

Last night, Schreiber appeared on Conan O’Brien and confirmed the news himself: “Yes, I’m going to be a dad,” he said. “Very exciting.” According to Schreiber, Naomi commented that “it’s a very auspicious thing that our embryo is going to be at the Oscars.” See, you know she’s Australian, because she says things like “auspicious.” Attractive women from America don’t know what that word means. Say “auspicious” to Jessica Biel at the Oscars and she’ll be like “God bless you,” but you won’t notice because you’ll be panicking, having been momentarily blinded by her dress.

Congratulations to the couple, and we wish them a happy and healthy pregnancy.

Late-Night Links

Evil Beet — Wed, 07 Feb 2007 05:37:00 +0000

Steve-O urinates in public for the first time this year. [Celebslam]

Naomi Watts is preggers. [Perez]

Ryan Phillippe’s new girlfriend is 18-year-old Nikki Reed, of Thirteen fame, which is, ironically, their approximate age difference. [Cele|bitchy]

Eminem is reportedly set to marry Kim Mathers for the third time. They say third time’s the charm, so maybe this go-round he’ll actually kill her and we can be done with this crap. [Agent Bedhead]

Fergie continues her spelling bee of a solo career with the new video for “Glamorous.” [Bree]

Welcome to Famous, Heidi Montag. Leave your clothes at the door. You know, on the hook right above your dignity. [Pop on the Pop]

Maybe if Anne Hathaway ever emerged from her crypt and into the sunlight she wouldn’t be so depressed. [ICYDK]

Naomi Watts Hates Romance

Evil Beet — Thu, 21 Dec 2006 22:03:00 +0000

I like Naomi Watts. You should too. She’s good people. But when you come after romantic comedies, you’re coming after my big old heart. Read what she said in this article:

“I look at those romantic comedies, and I see actors with perfect hair and six-packs, and I feel myself being numbed, and I get angry because I see so much money spent on these things,” the 38-year-old actress says in an interview in Allure magazine’s January issue, on newsstands Tuesday. “I don’t mean to sound righteous here,” she continues. “There is need for it, because there are times when I am in a hotel room and need to be numbed. … I keep saying to myself, Oh, God, I’m sick of playing these dark, harrowing roles. I want a big paycheck, so put me in some dumb romantic comedy any day.”

Um, you know who disagrees with you sister? John FUCKING Cusack. Numb and dumb? You tell that to Love Actually sister, go ahead, tell it to its face.

I thought not.