Archive for the ‘Naomi Watts’ Category
So In Love!
Wednesday, June 25th, 2008Naomi Watts’ Look: Love It or Leave It?
Tuesday, June 24th, 2008Naomi Watts with No Make-Up
Monday, August 20th, 2007Naomi Watts is Very Preggers
Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007Naomi Watts Back in Love with Love
Monday, March 12th, 2007Two and half months ago Naomi Watts said:
“I look at those romantic comedies, and I see actors with perfect hair and six-packs, and I feel myself being numbed, and I get angry because I see so much money spent on these things. I don’t mean to sound righteous here,” she continues. “There is need for it, because there are times when I am in a hotel room and need to be numbed.”
“I want a big paycheck, so put me in some dumb romantic comedy any day.”
Naomi Watts will top line First Look Pictures’ adaptation of Amy Sutherland’s “Kicked, Bitten and Scratched: Life and Lessons at the World’s Premiere School for Exotic Animal Trainers.”
Kristin Hahn and Dana Adam Shapiro will produce the project, developed as a romantic comedy.
Yay! She got her wish! I hope this project is a super duper big paycheck and mind-numbingly dumb on all counts. I hope it is a true affront to humanity so Naomi can rest easy. To recap the issue was not that rom-coms were bad; the issue was that no one had cast her in one yet. You got your wish princess.
Naomi Watts is Preggers!!
Tuesday, February 27th, 2007While Naomi Watts has kept mum on the subject of pregnancy rumors, plenty of other folks have been doing the talking for her. Naomi’s Oscars gown was Escada, and a rep for the house issued this press release on Sunday: “The ESCADA gown set off her most precious new asset – the baby she is expecting with longtime boyfriend Liev Schreiber.”
Last night, Schreiber appeared on Conan O’Brien and confirmed the news himself: “Yes, I’m going to be a dad,” he said. “Very exciting.” According to Schreiber, Naomi commented that “it’s a very auspicious thing that our embryo is going to be at the Oscars.” See, you know she’s Australian, because she says things like “auspicious.” Attractive women from America don’t know what that word means. Say “auspicious” to Jessica Biel at the Oscars and she’ll be like “God bless you,” but you won’t notice because you’ll be panicking, having been momentarily blinded by her dress.
Congratulations to the couple, and we wish them a happy and healthy pregnancy.
Late-Night Links
Tuesday, February 6th, 2007Steve-O urinates in public for the first time this year. [Celebslam]
Naomi Watts is preggers. [Perez]
Ryan Phillippe’s new girlfriend is 18-year-old Nikki Reed, of Thirteen fame, which is, ironically, their approximate age difference. [Cele|bitchy]
Eminem is reportedly set to marry Kim Mathers for the third time. They say third time’s the charm, so maybe this go-round he’ll actually kill her and we can be done with this crap. [Agent Bedhead]
Fergie continues her spelling bee of a solo career with the new video for “Glamorous.” [Bree]
Welcome to Famous, Heidi Montag. Leave your clothes at the door. You know, on the hook right above your dignity. [Pop on the Pop]
Maybe if Anne Hathaway ever emerged from her crypt and into the sunlight she wouldn’t be so depressed. [ICYDK]









