Archive for the ‘Nancy Shevell’ Category

Crap, Paul McCartney Has Another Relationship I Have to Care About

Monday, October 20th, 2008

Honestly?

Nothing bores me more than Paul McCartney and his girlfriends.

I want to hire a special blogger just to cover all things Paul McCartney around here, so that I don’t even have to pretend to care.

But his new girlfriend, American heiress Nancy Shevell, has reportedly moved in with him, just five months after his divorce from Heather McCartney became final. So, ya know, I have to write about it.

Nancy’s 47, so hopefully she’s infertile and there won’t be another helpless child dragged into yet another messy McCartney split.

Paul McCartney Goes Cross-Country with His New Love

Wednesday, August 6th, 2008

So long, Heather Mills!

Paul McCartney seems to be going strong with his new woman, Nancy Shevell.

The couple are driving across the U.S. along Route 66 — in a classic ‘89 Ford Bronco. They were spotted in Joliet, Illinois last weekend, and they’re apparently planning to take the famous highway all the way to the West coast.

This is actually a really smart move on Paul’s part. I mean, if he doesn’t hate her after a cross-country drive in an ‘89 Bronco, she’s definitely a keeper. I don’t think there’s anyone on the planet right now with whom I’d want to drive cross-country. Well, except for Leo. Because he doesn’t talk.