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Octo-Mom And Octo-Gram Video Smackdown

Tuesday, February 24th, 2009

Listen, in random conversation with people, I’ve said that the Octo-Mom is nuts.  Intentionally having more than four fourteen children is a clear cut sign of mental illness.  No psychological evaluation needed.  But now I realize, she’s actually nuts.  In video released on Radar Online, the baby factory goes head to head with her mom, Octo-Gram.

Nadya Suleman appears genuinely astonished at her mother’s perspective and possesses a debate strategy that doesn’t extend beyond screaming “Use them or destroy them,” and “You can’t go back and ring a bell,” over and over again.  Suleman’s mother, Angela, feels that Octo-Mom was irresponsible in choosing to be implanted with six embryos when she had six tax deductions already.

I know some media reports were claiming that Suleman wanted to look like Angelina Jolie, but I think she was aiming for Mickey Rourke.  And succeeded.

Crazy Octomom: Watch the Interview!

Wednesday, February 11th, 2009

In case you missed the Dateline interview with Crazy Octomom Nadya Suleman last night, we’ve got it here for you on Evil Beet.

Part 1 is above, and the rest is after the jump.

Happy gawking!!!

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In This Difficult Economy, You Definitely Want to Give Your Hard-Earned Money to the Crazy Octomom, Right?

Wednesday, February 11th, 2009

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Oh, good.

That’s what I thought.

Because Octomom has started a website, the Nadya Suleman Family Website, so that you guys can encourage her behavior by giving her money and sending her gifts. You can also look at pictures of babies hooked up to all sorts of tubes and equipments, their skin strange colors and their faces in discomfort, because that is what happens to babies when you have eight of them at once. Don’t you want to encourage her to do this again? Yes yes. Give her money.

America is already well on the way to making Nadya the kind of star she’d always hoped she’d be at the expense of fourteen of her own flesh-and-blood children. Dateline ratings were double their usual audience when Ann Curry sat down with Octomom. Over 11 million of you tunred in to watch Nadya be crazy!

UGH I hate situations like this. It’s, like, part of you wants to give her money, because these babies are alive now, and shouldn’t have to suffer just because their mom is crazy, but you don’t want to give her money, because this behavior should in no way be encouraged. Stupid woman.

Does the Octomom Want to Be Angelina Jolie?

Tuesday, February 10th, 2009

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The Huffington Post has an interesting piece today on Octomom Nadya Suleman — apparently she’s had plastic surgery, and it seems like the surgery was intended to make her look more like Angelina:

Both women are 33 and are mothers to arguably, at least for now, the two most famous broods in the world. They also survived divorce, longed for children and chose to become single parents.

Consider this: In photos of Suleman pre-octuplets out Monday, she looks noticeably different. She has had what appears to be lip implants or filler injections to pump up her pucker. She’s also evidently had a nose job. Both nose and lips now mimic the features of Jolie, as others have pointed out … Suleman already had brown eyes and has now grown her dark brown hair all the way down her back.

But beyond the physical, Suleman chose Ann Curry to break her media silence. Curry has long been Jolie’s go-to girl and has flown around the world for multiple interviews with the movie star, including to Cannes and to Namibia while Jolie was pregnant with Shiloh … Curry flew to California for the octuplet scoop.

I’d thought it was just a coincidence that this chick looked like Angelina … I didn’t realize she’d had surgery to look that way!

VERY VERY creepy!!!!

Thanks Anna!

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