We all knew it was just a matter of time. Now the Octomom, Nadya Suleman, and her bazillion helpless children, have landed a TV show. Except it’ll only be airing in the UK … and then they’ll see if the US is interested.

“Yes, it is official. I’m going to be doing a show, but it’s not a reality show,” Nadya tells Life & Style. “What I’m doing with this TV show is basically creating documentaries about the lives of my children. It’s going to be an ongoing thing, and it will follow them from now until they are 18. It’s being done by Eyeworks; they’re in the UK. It will air in the UK and then we’ll see if the US is interested.”

Nadya adds that the documentary style of the show won’t infringe on her family’s privacy: “The producers will come here to film six times a year. They’ll come by and take some footage and then they’ll go. They won’t be invading my life or my children’s lives.”

Plus, the filming will help this busy mom remember the important milestones for her children. “It will give me the opportunity to have incredible home movies that, believe me, I don’t have the time to make myself. Having this documentary crew allows me to focus on raising my children and still have great movies of them.”

I’m kind of confused about this only airing in the UK. You’d think the US networks would be all over this shit like sperm on Nadya Suleman’s eggs. Are they worried about the backlash from the enormous amount of people in the US who realize that this woman is batshit insane and doesn’t deserve to be compensated for bringing children into the world without the resources to take care of them? Don’t people in the UK feel the same? British readers, what’s the feeling over there about the Octomom?

Octomom Nadya Suleman appears on the cover of InTouch Weekly with six of her eight babies.

Thank God they all seem healthy so far!!!

I wonder how much InTouch paid for this exclusive. Probably more than you made this year. What are you waiting for? Quit your job and have eight kids!

Star Magazine is reporting that Angelina Jolie is contemplating giving a “sizeable donation” to octo-mom Nadya Suleman to help with childcare and medical costs:

Star has learned the actress is seriously considering donating thousands of dollars to the overwhelmed 33-year-old single mom, whose brood includes 2-month-old octuplets.

“Angelina is worried about the best interests of the kids,” explains a source. “As a mom of six, she knows how chaotic and costly raising a big family can be.”

But keep in mind that this is Star Magazine, and you’d be better off believing stories told by Courtney Love in an AA meeting. I find it highly doubtful that Jolie feels anything other than disturbed by this woman and her obsession with her. Doing anything to encourage that attachment would be an extremely stupid move. Say what you want about Jolie, she’s not that stupid.

“In good conscience, I can’t continue representing Nadya. I wish her the best of luck. She’s going to need it.”

Octomom Nadya Suleman’s rep, Victor Munoz, who announced this weekend that he’s quitting.

Victor is the second rep this month to ditch the Octomom. Her first rep, Mike Firtney and partner Joann Killian, quit earlier this month after receiving scores of death threats via email on their office phone. “Many were so obscene, they can’t be repeated,” Mike said.

Yes, it’s true.  We’ve all been waiting for this, and now the time has come.  The video of Octo-mom giving birth is on the market for some obscene seven-digit figure.  Now, you think a standard birthing video is sick?  Just wait until you see c-section footage with eight babies being yanked out of Nadya Suleman’s octomen.

Now, listen.  If there is some multi-millionaire out there who has the bucks to buy this sin against all that is sane in the world, can you please take the million bucks and buy a house for these kids instead?  Maybe part of the purchase agreement could include an immediate destroying of the video and all copies.

An organization called “Angels in Waiting” offered Suleman FREE 24-hour childcareand a home for her and her children to live in and she turned them down flat. The group, fronted by attorney Gloria Allred, gave Nadya till Thurs, Feb. 26th to make a decision. To recap – Suleman is a single, unemployed mother of 14, who lives with her increasingly irate parents, and has no immediate prospects for a secure financial future. She even told Dr. Phil that the hospital probably won’t release the babies until she can prove that she can adequately care for the preemies and provide housing. 

So why turn down an organization that wants to give you both of those things for free? 

Well because it might endanger her chances at getting a reality show, of course!

According to Allred, “Linda explained to her that Angels in Waiting would not agree to that [a TV show] because of their concern for possible infections that the infants might incur with camera equipment and many other people in the home in addition to the many professionals who would be with the children providing the care.  Linda did not wish to risk the health of the little ones.”

Pssssst! Nadya! This is why so many people think you’re an opportunistic walking uterus! Try thinking about the babies instead of about how you can make money off them.

Okay, okay, so it’s probably not going to happen, BUT …

Vivid Entertainment, one of the top adult film producers in the country, has officially offered Nadya Suleman $1M to get naked for them.

Do you think they’d make her have a shitload of plastic surgery first??? I mean, she is not exactly super fit right now, after carrying eight babies around inside her. Or are they just betting that people would buy it for the freak factor?

Or, more likely, they know she’ll pass, they just want the publicity …

BUT WHAT IF SHE SAID YES??? You never know with this crazy bitch. If only Angelina had a sex tape, then she’d be doing it for sure!