Speaking of Perverts …
Thursday, July 9th, 2009We weren’t really speaking of perverts, but it sounds like we are now.
Morgan Freeman and his wife Myrna split in December, 2007 after 24 years of marriage. A new report is out that claims Morgan and his wife had an open marriage and each pursued relationships outside the marriage. You know, I have never understood open marriages. I think it’s fine to schtup a bunch of people if that’s what you want, but why be married? To experience the joy of joint tax returns and time with the in-laws? Makes. No. Sense.
As it turns out, Morgan was having a ten-year affair with his step-granddaughter. To put it in perspective, this young woman named E’Dena Hines is the biological granddaughter of Morgan Freeman’s first wife, but Freeman and his second wife helped raise her. To furtherput the situation in perspective, ten years ago — when this affair allegedly began — E’Dena was 17 and Morgan was 62. The year he became eligible for Social Security, she worked on getting a high school diploma.
The way the National Enquirer tells it, these two are planning on getting married. Maybe they’ll have a daughter and Morgan can fix her up with, like, Ben Vereen.
Above is a picture of the — gag — couple at the Dark Knight premiere a year ago. This just looks like normal, grandfatherly love … not, “I Bent You Over The Sofa Last Night” love. Right?








