They can’t wear a goddamn white blouse to a night club without spilling a red drink on it.

Molly Sims, I feel your pain.

But the weird guy you’re with? I can’t say I relate.

Leaving Samantha Ronson’s birthday party at Guy’s last night.

Photo credit: Buzz Foto

Paris Hilton looks soooo happy to be attending the Life Rolls On benefit in Beverly Hills on Saturday. The foundation “exists to be a grassroots resource that provides hope and is an advocate on behalf of young people whose lives have been affected by spinal cord injury.” The “honorary co-chairpersons” for the event were Kelly Slater and Minnie Driver (and, if they were there, WireImage’s photogs missed them), and Molly Sims and Brooke Burns showed up as well.

But I suppose if I’m going to stand up for Lindsay Lohan, I should note that Paris hasn’t totally sucked this week. When she wasn’t too occupied lending her support to Taco Bell, she managed to support this SCI charity and some eco-friendly cars. So, okay, Paris. You get a gold star for this past week. We’ll see how you do in the coming week.

Everyone seemed to be in a genuinely good mood on Sunday at the Disney-sponsored event to support the Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric AIDS Foundation in Westwood.

Jamie-Lynn Spears was there with an unidentified guest (a boyfriend, maybe? Anyone know who this Abercrombied hottie is?), and, boy, she must just be really happy that it’s not her sister in jail right now. A very pregnant Bridget Moynahan was goofing around with an adorable Molly Sims. Lauren Conrad showed up with Audrina Patridge (not surprisingly, there was no Heidi Montag in sight). Carmen Electra showed up, as did ex-hubby Dave Navarro (wearing the most adorable little shirt — I’m pretty sure I got the same one at Banana Republic a few seasons ago). Brooke Burke even brought a cowboy hat. And, of course, my darling Ashley Tisdale, once again investing her time and energy in charity rather than partying.