Raccoon in Headband Crashes T-Mobile Party
Saturday, October 18th, 2008OK, here’s the thing…I’m just going to put it out there for you: I detest Mischa Barton. Like…hate her with the heat of a thousand suns. I don’t know why she infuriates me so much but I look at her my brain has some chemical reaction and, before you know it, I’m spinning off on some stratospheric tantrum. I do not in any way understand her fame. If you’re a fan, please, I implore you to explain the appeal. On my own website, I call her Ol’ Piano Legs Barton (OPLB) but it isn’t her cankles that inspire such vitriol within me; they just enhance it. Even her tambourine shaking, Hare Krishna meets Sargent Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band getup shouldn’t make me angry at such an intense level. But it does.
I’m flustered. To the point: Here is Mischa, last night, along with other celebrities who had no better invite than the New T-Mobile G-1 launch party in Hollywood. Check out Stacy Keibler’s leg color vs. her feet. Is this mismatch extremities thing some sort of new trend? And if anyone knows Rosario Dawson, can you pass along a message from me? Jiffy clothing steamer…it’ll change your life.




























