Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus are slated to sing Swift’s Fifteen at this weekend’s Grammys.  Taylor told Ryan Secrest, “We were trying to figure out different things that would be cool. We all kind of agreed, ‘Wouldn’t it be cool if Miley was up there too and we’re singing together?’ And we’re excited about it.”

Miley admitted that when she was young, you know, fifteen, she thought she knew everything.  Now that she is experiencing all the wisdom that comes with sixteen, she has just taken to offending entire cultures. Way to grow, Miley!

The Jonas Brothers are also performing Sunday night.  This could be a perfect storm for drama. I love it!

I am pretty sure everyone here is just doing their best Cate Blanchett impression.

Except for the Asian guy. He just hopes you have cocaine.

Here is Miley Cyrus’s latest video blog. No Mandy this time — she’s doing it with her sister, Brandi.

She raps.

I made it up until the 2:40 mark until I could go no further. My brain threatened to explode. I refuse to risk my life for this job.

I challenge any of you to beat my time. Can you stand her for longer than that?

Watch the video and record your time in the comments.

And that includes Nick Jonas and Miley Cyrus, dammit!

The former lovers shared an awwwwwwkward hug at the Kids Inaugural event in DC last night.

The funniest part about this? The girl making the video screaming “Awkward! Awkward! Oh my God! Nick and Miley just hugged!” at the top of her lungs.

There’s a lot of things you can change about America, but you’ll never take away our right to behave as though we’re currently attending middle school with everyone famous.

Oh, Miley, how you tire me.  I don’t know what is most upsetting about this picture.  The suede fringe boots, the leggings, or the fact that Miley wasn’t even alive during the heyday of Iron Maiden.  Virgins sure do dress differently than I remember.

On the latest episode of The Miley & Mandy Show, Miley’s boyfriend, Justin Gaston, makes an appearance, if only to prove that he is, in fact, the attractive face with absolutely zero underlying personality that we’d all assumed him to be anyway.

Stay tuned until around 5:00, where Justin actually performs with his guitar. He’s not terrible, but it would be a lot better without Miley bouncing around in the background making damn sure all the attention is on her.

I don’t want to hear anything from anyone in Miley’s camp ever again about how she’s just a sweet, innocent little girl.

The only good thing about those tits being practically up against her jawline is that hopefully it’ll make it harder for her to talk. Seriously, she looks like a hooker at the Renaissance Faire. Like she’s about to offer me a fucking chicken thigh and a blow job.

Virginity FAIL.