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Miley Wasn’t Making Fun Of Goofy Looking Asians

Thursday, February 5th, 2009

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Miley has posted an explanation of this picture on her blog.  Turns out, it was all just a big misunderstanding.  She wasn’t making fun of Asian people; she was just making goofy faces.  And the only reason we even care about her making slanted eye faces is because Britney is doing better now.  Seems perfectly logical to me.

I’ve also been told there are some people upset about some pictures taken of me with friends making goofy faces! Well, I’m sorry if those people looked at those pics and took them wrong and out of context!

In NO way was I making fun of any ethnicity! I was simply making a goofy face. When did that become newsworthy? It seems someone is trying to make something out of nothing to me. If that would of been anyone else, it would of been overlooked! I definitely feel like the press is trying to make me out as the new ‘BAD GIRL’!

I feel like now that Britney is back on top of her game again, they need someone to pick on! Lucky me! haha Anyway, I just wanted to let you guys know what is on my heart. You guys know me and have been by my side every step of the way! You guys know my heart and know the most important things to me are my friends, family, fans, and GOD! In NO WAY do I want to disappoint any of you! But, when I have made mistakes in the past, I feel like I’ve owned up to them and apologized.

Miley Cyrus: “The Climb”

Wednesday, February 4th, 2009

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Here’s Miley’s latest single, “The Climb.” It’s off the soundtrack to her new Hannah Montana flick, and it just hit the Internets on Wednesday, although Miley debuted it at the inauguration concert where she performed a couple weeks ago.

It’s not a bad ballad, but I have to admit that I love the bubble gum, pop stuff out of Miley. She also doesn’t have the super-strong voice you like to hear on ballads. I dunno.

What do you guys think? Click below to play.

Jonas Exes Unite!

Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009

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Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus are slated to sing Swift’s Fifteen at this weekend’s Grammys.  Taylor told Ryan Secrest, “We were trying to figure out different things that would be cool. We all kind of agreed, ‘Wouldn’t it be cool if Miley was up there too and we’re singing together?’ And we’re excited about it.”

Miley admitted that when she was young, you know, fifteen, she thought she knew everything.  Now that she is experiencing all the wisdom that comes with sixteen, she has just taken to offending entire cultures. Way to grow, Miley!

The Jonas Brothers are also performing Sunday night.  This could be a perfect storm for drama. I love it!

Listen, Miley Cyrus Is Not Making Fun of Asian People in This Photograph

Monday, February 2nd, 2009

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I am pretty sure everyone here is just doing their best Cate Blanchett impression.

Except for the Asian guy. He just hopes you have cocaine.

Competition Time!!! Evil Beet Readers, Start Your Engines!!!

Thursday, January 22nd, 2009

Here is Miley Cyrus’s latest video blog. No Mandy this time — she’s doing it with her sister, Brandi.

She raps.

I made it up until the 2:40 mark until I could go no further. My brain threatened to explode. I refuse to risk my life for this job.

I challenge any of you to beat my time. Can you stand her for longer than that?

Watch the video and record your time in the comments.

Barack Obama Will Unite Us ALL

Tuesday, January 20th, 2009

And that includes Nick Jonas and Miley Cyrus, dammit!

The former lovers shared an awwwwwwkward hug at the Kids Inaugural event in DC last night.

The funniest part about this? The girl making the video screaming “Awkward! Awkward! Oh my God! Nick and Miley just hugged!” at the top of her lungs.

There’s a lot of things you can change about America, but you’ll never take away our right to behave as though we’re currently attending middle school with everyone famous.

The Only Thing More Exhausting Than Thinking of Beet Running a Half-Marathon Today

Sunday, January 18th, 2009

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Oh, Miley, how you tire me.  I don’t know what is most upsetting about this picture.  The suede fringe boots, the leggings, or the fact that Miley wasn’t even alive during the heyday of Iron Maiden.  Virgins sure do dress differently than I remember.

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