“When Miley grows up, she’ll learn not to have such a sense of entitlement”

Radiohead’s Thom Yorke in response to the Miley Cyrus radio interview in which she whines about being snubbed by the band.

Wait-celebs outgrow sense of entitlement?  Someone, tell Paris…STAT!

Miley is on the radio interviews once again and explaining to Detroit’s WKQI listeners how she’s not ready to live with her boyfriend yet.  “I get annoyed really easily.  I love him to death . . . but no . . . [Justin] is so smart, but just like, everything has to, like, go where it’s supposed to go and if it doesn’t, I get like really frustrated.”.”

A couple of thoughts here:  She gets annoyed really easily?  How does she listen to the sound of her own voice?  And her reason for not wanting to live with her boyfriend is that he doesn’t put the lid down?  Or is “everything has to, like, go where it’s supposed to go and if it doesn’t, I get like really frustrated,” some sort of anal sex reference?

Here’s a couple reasons why Miley shouldn’t be ready to live with her boyfriend:  1)  She’s sixteen?  2)  She’s a virgin.

Oh, stop laughing.  I feel confident that Miley is completely honoring the Intact Hymen portion of her Disney contract-don’t you?

Damn, Miley!

When you write your (real) memoirs from your private room at Promises in a couple years, will you do us all a favor and please discuss IN DETAIL the sex you are having with this hot piece of man-meat?

Because he is sooooo freakin’ edible!

Miley got all dressed up in sweatpants and Uggs to hit up Nobu with Justin Gaston on Sunday. Why bother going out for sushi, Milers? You have plenty of raw meat right at home, and you know exactly where it goes, girl.

Virgin Miley has Kings of Leon’s “Sex on Fire” as her ringtone.  Yeah, her hymen’s intact.

Miley Cyrus is only sixteen but is already completely adept at stretching out any bit of attention being paid to her. This clip of a radio interview is almost ten minutes long. She starts telling her story about getting dissed at the Grammys at the beginning but doesn’t fess up about who snubbed her until she tells the story a second time and then, finally, reveals the band’s name at nine minutes.

Brief deets after the jump if you can’t tolerate nine-plus minutes of listening to this child’s voice.

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Either Justin Gaston went all Chris Brown on her, or Miley Cyrus got some serious upper lip injections, because homegirl was looking more than a little bit puffy at the signing of her new book, Miley Cyrus: Miles to Go, at the Barnes & Noble in NYC.

Honestly this girl does not look anything like the one on the cover of that book, almost to the point that I’m wondering if they’re using a Miley Cyrus stunt double for any event that might result in her having to read.

Miley Cyrus’s boyfriend, Justin Gaston, does yet another magazine shoot featuring his wiener.

Playing make-believe author isn’t just for Lauren Conrad anymore!

Guess who else “wrote” a “book”? Why, Miley Cyrus. It’s autobiographical, and I bet you can’t guess what the title is. I mean, I have about 800 potentially awesome titles for the Miley autobiography running around in my head like a bunch of coked-up Jonas Brothers, but she decided to go with the totally dull Miley Cyrus: Miles to Go. Le sigh.

Miley talks about how the other kids were really mean to her before she was famous, and I’m so excited to bring you these little pearls of literary genius plunked down by her ghost-writer:

Three girls strutted up and stood towering over me. My stomach churned. I clutched my grilled-cheese sandwich like it was the hand of my best friend

Finally, I couldn’t take it anymore. I wasn’t chicken. What could they do to me? I was surrounded by people. I stood up, still a foot shorter then they were, and said, ‘What’s your problem? What did I ever do to you?’

And my personal favorite, as she’s talking about beating out Taylor Momsen for the role of Hannah Montana, when she was like 12:

I didn’t dare forget the struggle. There was a reason for it. I brought that girl with me, and she reminds me to be compassionate,” she writes. “To not hold grudges. To be supportive. To be there for others when I know I’m needed.

Ohhhhhhhhh, the struggle!!!! IT IS CRUSHING ME.

There’s also some boring shit about Nick Jonas in there, if you care about that sort of thing.