We’re hearing from sources that Miley and Nick are DEFINITELY back on!!!

The Jonas Brothers made the first stop of their tour tonight in Arlington, Texas — and Miley was with them! She surprised the audience by stepping onstage during the final song and kissing Nick!!!

Wow, so I guess we know for sure now why she left Justin. Who leaves a hottie model with a package like this for Nick Jonas??

Miley Cyrus, apparently, and she wants the world to know!

Was anyone else in the audience? Anyone have video? Or photos?

UPDATED:

We have video! Well well well. Look who’s in love! There’s just a little peck on the cheek, not a full-blown kiss, but MAN is there a lot of sexual tension. On behalf of Justin Gaston, I would just like to say: “Ouch.”

Miley Cyrus was looking less than excited while filming on location for The Last Song in Tybee Island, Georgia. A brief smile errupts after she’s introduced to some shirtless, evil looking douche with a frat strap, but the rest of the time Miley looks really tired. And miserable. And like she’s got some chicken stuck in her teeth, y’all. She gouges at her gums in more than a few shots and doesn’t even remove her chicken pickin’ finger from her mouth when she shakes the guy’s hand.

I care about this because I have an embarrassing addiction to The Disney Channel. It’s like visual valium to me and a healthy helping of Lizzie McGuire, Hannah Montana, or Wizards of Waverly Place is my equivalent of mainlining wholesome, feelgood, tween happiness. They make me feel calm and happy and like a giant pile of family-friendly mush.

But it’s the end of an era, folks. In an interview with Access Hollywood, Billy Ray Cyrus confirmed that Hannah Montana’s next season will be its last.

“Quite frankly, I give a lot of credit to Miley for taking it to another year,” Cyrus said. “She didn’t want it to just end with whatever was the last episode we did. She wanted it to build to where there’s a moral to the story, to where it doesn’t just end and go away and that’s it. She wanted there to be an official ending to ‘Hannah Montana.’”

Cyrus said they will film the final 11 half-hour long episodes and a one-hour long season finale, all expected to screen in 2010.

In response, The Disney Channel has announced plans to rename itself The Suite Channel of Zack & Cody and air Zack & Cody shows 23 hours a day instead of the previous 22.5 hours.

Meanwhile, I’d like to see some suggestions on what you think this “official ending to Hannah Montana” is going to entail. My guess is someone will turn a wheel in a subterranean cave and the recording studio will vanish just as Miley jumps a shark on a motorcycle.

Can’t go wrong with jumping a shark on a motorcycle.

When will these interviewers learn that no means no? 

When most celebrities do press, their publicist provides the media with a list of off-topic subjects.  In other words, “If you ask about this subject, we’ll never speak to you on a press junket again.”  It’s why I get so annoyed when Jennifer Aniston constantly talks about Brad, yet people portray her as some defenseless animal who can’t control what questions are asked of her.  Um, actually, yes she can totally draw a line in the sand.  So when you read all those, “I still save the phone messages from my husband” articles, just know that it’s because she’s actively choosing to discuss Brad. 

Sorry, I’m on a tangent and off track.  Miley Cyrus had a radio phone interview scheduled with the MJ Morning Show today.  Guess what happened when the DJ intentionally asked her about something that wasn’t on the list?  Click here to listen to the dial tone.

Miley Cyrus just got rid of her totally virginal and hetero boyfriend Justin Gaston, and already has a new guy in her life.

Any guesses who the new dude is?  Jump for the answer, ladies and gents.

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Oh, dear God, this better not be happening, butI have a feeling that Miley and her totally straight boyfriend Justin Gaston may have split up.  They’ve been tweeting over the past day or so and it’s not looking good for these kids.  I don’t think I’ll be able to sleep tonight due to the devastation.

Of course, this frees Miley up to get back together with whichever Jonas brother she was totally having sex with dating before.

Miley Cyrus is the newest in a long line of teen singers/actresses to launch a new clothing line for Wal-Mart.  She has teamed up with famed designer Max Azria to offer a collection of dresses, tops, shoes and — what else? — leggings, that will be available in time for back-to-school shopping.  Everything will cost under $20 and will undoubtedly be crafted by seven-year-old sweatshop workers.

Seriously, though.  Taylor Swift has a line of dresses, The Jonas brothers have some sweater vests they peddle, and now Miley is on the fashion merchandising bandwagon.  This whole Poly-Talented Child Star requirement really all started with those little Olsens, didn’t it?  They were on Full House and before you knew it they were making movies, CDs, then they showed up on tubes of lip gloss, t-shirts, tennis sneakers, etc.  Then again, today those chicks charge and get $1700 for a pair of pants, so perhaps Miley Cyrus is just a brilliant business woman.