Miley’s back to being Miley, lounging around looking all sexual.  Remember when she was in Vanity Fair and she had a kinda, sorta ambiguous slutty, “I Just Got Out Of The Shower, Thanks For Having Me” look going on?  Is thispic of our Christian and virginal Miley taken for August’s Elle blatant enough for you?

Anyway, Miley’s working hard plugging her new clothing line that she’s been working on in partnership with Max Azria.  I love when people take their non-essential projects and try to attach serious social meaning to them.  I’m going to use her exact quote to ensure that I don’t miss a “like.”  She said, “The jeans are my favorite part of the entire line.  Because, like, literally this is going to be good for, like, Middle America, and it will be great for kids that really want to be in fashion but that don’t have it available.”

Yes, Miley.  Good stitch work, dark denim and five-pocket styling assembled by child labor workers is exactly what Middle America needs right now.  She’s, like, our saviour.

Alrighty, so Hugh Jackman and Miley Cyrus are going to be in some craptastic movie together.  It’s a really original plot.  She plays a spoiled heiress and he’s the bodyguard hired to protect her at all cost.  Yeah, that’s it.

Hasn’t this already been done?  It’s like The Bodyguard without the sex.  Dear God, I hope without the sex.  Didn’t the Olsen twins do this storyline in one of their many straight-to-DVD efforts?  And the most pressing question of all:  How did Hugh Jackman fall so far and so fast as to think that starring in a Miley Cyrus anything was a good idea?

We’re hearing from sources that Miley and Nick are DEFINITELY back on!!!

The Jonas Brothers made the first stop of their tour tonight in Arlington, Texas — and Miley was with them! She surprised the audience by stepping onstage during the final song and kissing Nick!!!

Wow, so I guess we know for sure now why she left Justin. Who leaves a hottie model with a package like this for Nick Jonas??

Miley Cyrus, apparently, and she wants the world to know!

Was anyone else in the audience? Anyone have video? Or photos?

UPDATED:

We have video! Well well well. Look who’s in love! There’s just a little peck on the cheek, not a full-blown kiss, but MAN is there a lot of sexual tension. On behalf of Justin Gaston, I would just like to say: “Ouch.”

Miley Cyrus was looking less than excited while filming on location for The Last Song in Tybee Island, Georgia. A brief smile errupts after she’s introduced to some shirtless, evil looking douche with a frat strap, but the rest of the time Miley looks really tired. And miserable. And like she’s got some chicken stuck in her teeth, y’all. She gouges at her gums in more than a few shots and doesn’t even remove her chicken pickin’ finger from her mouth when she shakes the guy’s hand.

I care about this because I have an embarrassing addiction to The Disney Channel. It’s like visual valium to me and a healthy helping of Lizzie McGuire, Hannah Montana, or Wizards of Waverly Place is my equivalent of mainlining wholesome, feelgood, tween happiness. They make me feel calm and happy and like a giant pile of family-friendly mush.

But it’s the end of an era, folks. In an interview with Access Hollywood, Billy Ray Cyrus confirmed that Hannah Montana’s next season will be its last.

“Quite frankly, I give a lot of credit to Miley for taking it to another year,” Cyrus said. “She didn’t want it to just end with whatever was the last episode we did. She wanted it to build to where there’s a moral to the story, to where it doesn’t just end and go away and that’s it. She wanted there to be an official ending to ‘Hannah Montana.’”

Cyrus said they will film the final 11 half-hour long episodes and a one-hour long season finale, all expected to screen in 2010.

In response, The Disney Channel has announced plans to rename itself The Suite Channel of Zack & Cody and air Zack & Cody shows 23 hours a day instead of the previous 22.5 hours.

Meanwhile, I’d like to see some suggestions on what you think this “official ending to Hannah Montana” is going to entail. My guess is someone will turn a wheel in a subterranean cave and the recording studio will vanish just as Miley jumps a shark on a motorcycle.

Can’t go wrong with jumping a shark on a motorcycle.

When will these interviewers learn that no means no? 

When most celebrities do press, their publicist provides the media with a list of off-topic subjects.  In other words, “If you ask about this subject, we’ll never speak to you on a press junket again.”  It’s why I get so annoyed when Jennifer Aniston constantly talks about Brad, yet people portray her as some defenseless animal who can’t control what questions are asked of her.  Um, actually, yes she can totally draw a line in the sand.  So when you read all those, “I still save the phone messages from my husband” articles, just know that it’s because she’s actively choosing to discuss Brad. 

Sorry, I’m on a tangent and off track.  Miley Cyrus had a radio phone interview scheduled with the MJ Morning Show today.  Guess what happened when the DJ intentionally asked her about something that wasn’t on the list?  Click here to listen to the dial tone.

Miley Cyrus just got rid of her totally virginal and hetero boyfriend Justin Gaston, and already has a new guy in her life.

Any guesses who the new dude is?  Jump for the answer, ladies and gents.

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